Celestron CoursePro Elite Golf GPS

Monday, March 25, 2013

Use this: because if you get lost on the golf course, you may never return. And then you’ll have to live there. On the golf course. Instead of going back to your life. And your job. And your responsibilities. Hey, wait a minute…

Don’t use this: if you’re looking for that sexy British lady voice from your car GPS. You’ll have to hire her as a caddy or something.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: accidentally direct you onto a tennis court.

Some skeptics wonder: why GPS doesn’t come standard on all new golf carts.

If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: a fine bed of velvet bentgrass (Agrostis canina), permanently groomed to tournament standards.

In the box:

(1) Celestron 44876 CoursePro Elite Golf GPS includes:

• Soft Carrying Pouch
• Belt Clip
• Mini USB Cable
• AC Wall Adapter
• Lithium-Ion Battery

Woot