Cold Steel Voyager Vaquero Folding Knife

Friday, February 8, 2013

Use this: when events are getting tense and escalating and you need to quickly… uh, open a box or something.

Don’t use this: as a flotation device. It doesn’t float.

If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: really cool knife. People in the past weren’t total idiots, you know.

The genie living inside this item is named: Slashblade, the Cool Genie with a Ponytail and Terminator Sunglasses.

This will make you popular with: the Amazon reviewers who gave these knives ratings between 4 and 5 stars. And believe us, nobody parties like people who post online reviews of knives. 

In the box:

(1) Cold Steel Voyager Series Vaquero Folding Knife

Woot