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Dyson 10″ Bladeless Fan

I get it. You weren’t the most popular kid in school. You haven’t done much with your life since graduation, and you still live at home with your parents. You just want people to think you’re cool. But believe me, as much as it sounds like a good idea now, going back in time to 3,000 years ago to show off your new Dyson 10″ Bladeless Fan is about the worst thing you could do.

Why? Think about it. Back then, people still thought that rain could be summoned by throwing virgins into volcanos. You show up with your magic “wind machine” and you’ll be on a one-way trip to Hotlavasville.

Sure. You could try your best to explain the patented Air Multiplier technology, smooth 90? oscillation and touch-tilt action. But these people shrink heads for fun and sport. You think they give two rips about buffeting, or the lack thereof?

Well, anyway. I guess you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Not that you’ll be able to anyway, what with your lips sewn shut and all.

Number of speed settings: Fully Variable
Oscillation: 90?
Touch Tilt: 10? dual direction
Cord Length: 5.9 feet
Dimensions: 19″ H x 6″ W x 12″ L
Weight: 6 lbs

 

In the box:

(1) Dyson AM01 Air Multiplier Bladeless 10″ Table Fan – Loop Amplifier (choose color)

 

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