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Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum-Red

The day was promised. The day is here. Soon we’ll be winking through our glasses to access biometrics on strangers at the bus stop and wiggling our fingers to trigger telephone calls in our tiny cochlear implants. We shall become creatures of flesh and steel that communicate at the speed of light, nay, beyond light! And yet, we’ll still have to vacuum up dust and pet hair. Just goes to show, no matter how much things change, they still stay the same.

That’s why it’s good for someone like you to have a Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum now, before the transhuman era begins. It’s small and easy to carry, and you can recharge it three times faster than other vacuums. It’ll suck down dirt the way the past will be sucked down in the face of the juggernaut of technology we are going to become. And it’s going to happen, people. THE SINGULARITY CANNOT BE DENIED.

Don’t take a chance on being Johnny Walkman-Hands or Suzie Calculator-Toes. Get a Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum and your new cyborg body can do something useful. Because, even in the future, there’s still going to be dust. Or should we call it… nanites?

Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone Technology
Suction power Air Watts (constant): 65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode
 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
Bin Capacity: 0.09 gallons
Power: 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery
Dimensions: 44.1″(H) x 9.1″(W) x 11.8″(D)
Weight: 4.85 lbs
Voltage: 120V, 60Hz


In the box:

  • Dyson DC35 Handheld Multi Floor Vacuum – Red
  • Lithium-Ion Battery
  • AC/DC Power Adapter
  • Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
  • Quick Start Guide
  • 26.1″ Wand
  • Motorized Floor Tool
  • Combination Accessory Tool
  • Crevice Tool
  • Operating Manual



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