Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
As a current TiVo customer, I like this TiVo Premiere because it’s cheaper with my existing account. My brother, without TiVo, he likes it because it lets him start a new account. But we both agree: it’s the best way to skip past all those terrible shows and watch the far-more-entertaining commercials. Because THAT’S the […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Imagine it: it’s 1989. A young, innocent you buys a ticket with a feeling of excitement. The movie is Cyborg with the up-and-coming action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. It promises excitement, glory, adventure, and also, one would assume, a super-tough cyborg. Imagine your disappointment when it turns out the cyborg is the love interest and […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
‘You know-“ Don’t care! “No, for real, it’s about Sesame Street.” I’ll listen if it’s about Sesame Street. But there’s a ninety nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine chance I’m just not gonna care. “For real, though. Have you ever thought about how weird Sesame Street is?” Hang on, is this […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
“Can we get a pizza?” asked Jake. “Can we watch the Tintin movie again?” asked Olivia. Ella tried to wrap Michelle’s purse around her neck like a scarf. Michelle tapped the steering wheel. “No, no, and Olivia, take that strap off your sister. Tonight, we are going to do something as a family. We are […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
You know that feeling when you see something new, no matter how ordinary or mundane it is, like a new stick of deodorant or a toothbrush, and you just want to use it right away? That’s how Ella was feeling about the SmartMax Tangoes Magnets that were sitting in a bag on the counter. Naturally, […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
Operative Jake Pacific looked off the deck of his winter estate. Somewhere, in the tree line, the enemy agents were gathering. Operative Jake Pacific had to send them a message. A clear message. A message that they could watch in 1280 x 720p resolution on an included SD card. Operative Jake Pacific was ready with […]
Monday, January 7, 2013 // Woot
When you pick up your Peavey Electric Guitar & Amp Bundle and start practicing for the first time, you’ll go through a range of emotions: frustration, achievement, elation, and finally hubris. But you’re not the first person to learn to play guitar, okay? So learn to play along with whatever songs you like, just avoid […]
Tuesday, December 18, 2012 // Woot
Ella was desperately trying to get Michelle’s attention. This had been going on for about 15 minutes now, and Michelle was doing her best to ignore her and just get the shopping done. “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.” Finally Michelle snapped. “Ella! Mommy is trying to find these […]
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 // Woot
Operative Jake Pacific looked off the deck of his winter estate. Somewhere, in the tree line, the enemy agents were gathering. Operative Jake Pacific had to send them a message. A clear message. A message that they could watch in 1280 x 720p resolution on an included SD card. Operative Jake Pacfic was ready with […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
“Hi buddy. How are you feeling?” “Nnngh. I’m OK, still a little sore.” “Yeah, that was quite a spill you took on the slopes. But I’m glad you’re still in one piece. Listen, I captured the whole thing on my Jakks Pacific Hi-Def Action Cam. [Editor’s note: footage not actually from this camera — doy.] […]
