Thursday, March 7, 2013 // Woot
It happens every year. Some little liberal-arts school launches a halfcourt buzzer-beater to knock one of the titans out, and you just lose control. Of your movements. Of your emotions. Of your bowels. Of everything. The next thing you know, you’re coming to in a mess of smashed home theater components, crushed pretzels, and splattered […]
Sunday, March 3, 2013 // Woot
This refurbished 47″ LG features TruMotion technology. That means you can see sports, video games, and high-speed action without all that dumb motion blur. We don’t know about you guys, but as huge Warren Miller fans, we’re psyched about this! Now, we can go back and watch all of our favorite ski films with clearer […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: while tied firmly to a heavy piece of furniture, lest its 1080p resolution lure you into a world of fantasy more real than life itself. Don’t use this: as a platter for serving 42″ or 46″ party subs. Vinegar eats right through pixels. Left to its own devices, this: would watch nothing but […]
Sunday, February 17, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you need to see every vivid detail of the Ducktails opening in full HD! Don’t use this: as the antagonist in your teen comedy. It won’t play well. When this product doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: “I’d love to, but my shows are on me. […]
Thursday, February 14, 2013 // Woot
Tweedle3D: 3DTV is the greatest miracle of the modern age! It is as close as humanity will ever come to scaling the echelons of the eternal and glimpsing the very face of Creation itself! Tweedle3Dum: 3DTV is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated on sentient beings! Midwife of agony and sower of anguish, it is worse […]
Saturday, February 2, 2013 // Woot
Televisions like these SANYOs? Those things are easy. There’s the button on the the screen, then the buttons on the remote. You just press those and it does the stuff. What could be simpler? Now, TV instruction manuals on the other hand, they’re tough! Seriously, who even knows how to use one of those things, […]
Monday, January 28, 2013 // Woot
So you wanna get fit. That’s great. Do it. Start right now. But don’t fall for “Big Fitness” and their scam about needing gyms and trainers and whatnot. All you need is a collection of Bruce Lee movies and a refurbished RCA 46″ 1080p LCD HDTV. Yeah, okay, you’re not gonna be as good as […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
“Catherine, I need to say something.” “Uh huh.” “Lately, I just feel like you’re not fully invested in us. I just don’t think this is working.” “Right.” “…right. That’s why I think we should stop seeing each other.” “Okay. Uh huh.” “Are you even listening?” “Huh? Sorry, sorry. I was watching the game.” “Can you […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
“Catherine, I need to say something.” “Uh huh.” “Lately, I just feel like you’re not fully invested in us. I just don’t think this is working.” “Right.” “…right. That’s why I think we should stop seeing each other.” “Okay. Uh huh.” “Are you even listening?” “Huh? Sorry, sorry. I was watching the game.” “Can you […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
TVs like these Hisense TVs are great for looking at. But that’s not all! No they can engage all of the other senses too! Check it out: Hearing: Many televisions, like these Hisense ones, have speakers in them, so you can hear them too! Imagine that! You could CLOSE YOUR EYES and STILL KNOW THERE […]
