Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
An Imposter Among Us! It was nearly three months before Richard’s coworkers realized his iPhone was actually an iPod Touch. Obviously, it didn’t look exactly like an iPhone, but he had played the part so well, holding the Apple 64GB iPod Touch up to his ear and speaking emphatically into it. Only after Maria heard […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Jock Jams Rick! Tyler! Just because it’s a NERF product doesn’t mean you guys have to throw it! “Jeez, chill Josh! We weren’t throwing it against a brick wall or something.” “Yeah, we were tossing it to each other, running it into the end zone, and then spiking it emphatically.” But you guys, it’s not […]
Sunday, March 18, 2012 // Woot
And That’s Why They Invented Confession If you’re reading this before 5pm, you obviously didn’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day correctly. One of life’s little joys is the day we pay tribute to the noble spirit of the most well-known Irish saint… by getting completely trashed out of our minds. But let’s face it, if there […]
Saturday, March 10, 2012 // Woot
Let’s Not Lose Touch, Okay? They had a big announcement for me, too, once upon a time. Hey, guys! How’s it goin’? You know, I was just thinking about all of you the other day. I said to myself, “Current Generation Apple 8GB iPod Touch, you should get out a little more and maybe get […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Public Private Conversations With all these debt collectors always hounding me, I’ve decided to start screening my phone calls. That’s right: I’ve cleaned out the garage, set up chairs like a theater, and starting Tuesday, I’ll be using my Optoma Neo-i Video Projector & Speaker System for iPhone & iPod to literally screen my phone […]
Friday, November 11, 2011 // Woot
You’re looking at this the wrong way. Turning your iPhone into a remote sounds stupid, unless it’s for someone else’s television. So we looked at this L5 Universal Remote and thought, “Huh. That’s kind of superfluous, isn’t it?” Is there anyone really needing to consolidate their remotes that badly that they would use this thing […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
A Little of That Human Touch The store must go on. This is one of those things, you know? I mean, what are we supposed to say? If we talk about it, we’re going to look like we’re trying to cash in on a public figure’s death. And that’s tacky. Who are we, the Sir […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
When The Family’s Away The wife and kids are gone for the weekend? Time to call up some friends, crank up the tunes, and party! Hey, Chris? Yeah, it’s Pauly! How are you doin’, man? Or here’s a better question: what are you doing this weekend? See, Sue decided to visit her mom and take […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Sal Paradise has nothin’ on me. I’m a 21st century super tramp. This is it. I’m doing it. Striking out on my own, with nothing but the clothes on my back and this notebook. Let the winds of fate toss me where they will; I’m going to live the REAL American Dream, the dream where […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
You know right now some kid is thinking it: “These guys ripped off Vanilla Ice.” Nano! I’m pushin’ down on you Pressin’ down on your cool new touch screen Usin’ pressure To touch the icons now Plays the songs I want And spawns Genius lists Bah bah bah bay Bah bah bah bay Bew day […]
