Sunday, September 4, 2011 // Woot
The Man of Many FaceTimes FaceTime chat on your iPod? Listen, folks, when you’ve got a face like mine, FaceTime is all the time! Like if I’m going out to grab the mail, I’m FaceTiming everyone and every face I see. People, dogs, I even FaceTime the face of my mailbox. My favorite FaceTime is […]
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 // Woot
Butchie’s Visions This iPod touch gone an’ showed me the light, an’ I ain’t talkin’ bout the flashlight app. Now I musta been scrollin’ through the desert of unused apps on my iPod Touch for nearly two days. Y’see, with its 32 gigabytes o’space (rather’n the typical 8), a person could up an’ fill screen […]
Tuesday, August 16, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Friday, July 15, 2011 // Woot
Ah, The Magic Of Deadlines We all do things at the last minute sometimes. That’s why it’s so important to be prepared. Right now, you don’t know what “the last minute” will mean. Could be a nephew’s birthday. Could be an anniversary. Could be some white elephant gift exchange that was mentioned at the bottom […]
Monday, June 20, 2011 // Woot
SU-PER-SON-IC, E-LEC-TRON-IC The biggest problem with today’s society is that people don’t take the time to stop and bust out The Robot anymore. And that’s a shame, really, because the Robot is basically the best dance ever. You can bust it out for anything! Did you get a promotion at work? Do the Robot in […]
Sunday, June 19, 2011 // Woot
Hey, if it works for the video game guys, we’ll give it a try. The wave of the future is microtransactions! So there we were, sitting around trying to figure out how to spice up this refurbished Current Generation 32GB iPod Touch deal. “What can we do to make this more exciting than just another […]
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Sunday, May 22, 2011 // Woot
Now I Know How My Kid Feels When It Doesn’t Snow As Hard As He’d Hoped The problem with living like it’s your last day on Earth is that 99.9% of the time the end of the world doesn’t happen. RINNNNNNG RINNNNNNNNNG RINNNNG… Huh? Wha? HellOW MY HEAD. Ugh. Stupid bartender. Stupid Four Horsemen. Who… […]
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 // Woot
Looks Aren’t That Impor- Actually, On Second Thought… Man, the iPod touch has ruined my whole online-dating strategy. Thanks a lot, FaceTime. I had it all figured out. Post a heavily doctored photo of my somewhat better-looking younger brother to my online dating profiles. Master a mellifluous, articulate writing style that carries no hint of […]
Saturday, April 30, 2011 // Woot
When The Family’s Away The wife and kids are gone for the weekend? Time to call up some friends, crank up the tunes, and party! Hey, Chris? Yeah, it’s Pauly! How are you doin’, man? Or here’s a better question: what are you doing this weekend? See, Sue decided to visit her mom and take […]
