Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
You know what? Never mind. Don’t answer that. All that matters is, we’re going to be together. You’re here with your 16MP CMOS sensor and your 18x optical zoom- wait, wait, 18x optical zoom? Is that for real? Whoa. This is even more amazing than we thought it would be. Us and Nikon! That’s so […]
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Friday, March 22, 2013 // Woot
You know what? Never mind. Don’t answer that. All that matters is, we’re going to be together. You’re here with your 16MP CMOS sensor and your 18x optical zoom- wait, wait, 18x optical zoom? Is that for real? Whoa. This is even more amazing than we thought it would be. Us and Nikon! That’s so […]
Sunday, March 3, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to do a high-quality video tour of the apartment you’re putting up for rent. Just be sure you don’t show the giant rift into another dimension in the bathroom. Wait, were we not supposed to mention the giant rift into another dimension in the bathroom? Our bad! Don’t use this: to film yourself […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
My life is wonderful. I am sated as a human being. If I had one desire it would be for a Kodak 16MP Digital Camera with 5x Optical Zoom to document all the wonderful things that happen in my life. I eat wonderful meals, I hang out with my attractive friends, I go to my […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Look, Internet, we really shouldn’t have to say stuff like this, but here goes: if you’re going to use this PENTAX 16MP Optio camera with 18X Optical Zoom for any sort of illicit behavior like, say, taking naked photos of yourself or maybe photographing yourself crapping in the ground beef at your job at Taco […]
Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
Look, Internet, we really shouldn’t have to say stuff like this, but here goes: if you’re going to use this PENTAX 16MP Optio camera with 18X Optical Zoom for any sort of illicit behavior like, say, taking naked photos of yourself or maybe photographing yourself crapping in the ground beef at your job at Taco […]
Monday, August 6, 2012 // Woot
Hey buddy. It’s me, your SD card. I was hoping we could have a little chat about something. You see, I know you’re enjoying your new PENTAX camera, but maybe you could, you know, take a little break occasionally. Now, don’t get me wrong! I love our photography trips as much as you do! Taking […]
Monday, April 30, 2012 // Woot
The pitfalls of genius. When you spend all your time perfecting your product, the business side of things sometimes suffers. Poor, poor Kodak. First they discontinued the films, then came bankruptcy, and before too long even the cameras were discontinued. Which is kind of ironic, because by a lot of accounts they finally got the […]
