Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Sunday, March 3, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 // Woot
2.4GHz 800dpi (2) AAA Battery required (included) Dimensions: 5.5″ x 1.9″ x 9.1″ Weight: 5.4 oz In the box: Road Mice RM-10JGXRGXA Jaguar XKR Wireless Optical Mouse (2) AAA Battery Receiver Woot
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to do a high-quality video tour of the apartment you’re putting up for rent. Just be sure you don’t show the giant rift into another dimension in the bathroom. Wait, were we not supposed to mention the giant rift into another dimension in the bathroom? Our bad! Don’t use this: to film yourself […]
Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Look, Internet, we really shouldn’t have to say stuff like this, but here goes: if you’re going to use this PENTAX 16MP Optio camera with 18X Optical Zoom for any sort of illicit behavior like, say, taking naked photos of yourself or maybe photographing yourself crapping in the ground beef at your job at Taco […]
Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
Look, Internet, we really shouldn’t have to say stuff like this, but here goes: if you’re going to use this PENTAX 16MP Optio camera with 18X Optical Zoom for any sort of illicit behavior like, say, taking naked photos of yourself or maybe photographing yourself crapping in the ground beef at your job at Taco […]
Monday, August 6, 2012 // Woot
Hey buddy. It’s me, your SD card. I was hoping we could have a little chat about something. You see, I know you’re enjoying your new PENTAX camera, but maybe you could, you know, take a little break occasionally. Now, don’t get me wrong! I love our photography trips as much as you do! Taking […]
Monday, April 30, 2012 // Woot
The pitfalls of genius. When you spend all your time perfecting your product, the business side of things sometimes suffers. Poor, poor Kodak. First they discontinued the films, then came bankruptcy, and before too long even the cameras were discontinued. Which is kind of ironic, because by a lot of accounts they finally got the […]
Monday, April 9, 2012 // Woot
Crop Aggressive, C-R-O-P Aggressive Why, yes, I WOULD say I’m an aggressive cropper. Now shut your idiot face before I slash it with this broken bottle. The esteemed cultural critic Sid Vicious said it best: 99% of everything is, um, crap. Actually, he didn’t say crap, he used a stronger word because he lived his […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Just Ignore Them, They’ll Slowly Go Away Hey, Internet citizens. Grab a camera. We’re at the point where we just gotta make our own content. We don’t want to point fingers here, but someone who rhymes with “Smallywood” keeps coming in and getting all up in our business. Like, ALLL up in our business. But […]
