Monday, December 26, 2011 // Woot
Go Putt Yourself Hey buddy! Sorry you had to miss our golfing trip to Aruba, but I’m sending you a consolation prize! I don’t have a whole lot of time to write at the moment. My morning massage ran long – no clocks out on the beach, ha ha – and I’ve got to put on […]
Monday, December 5, 2011 // Woot
Well, at least there aren’t eight of them. Then again, one’s pretty bad. Hey, cool bag. “Oh, thanks. It’s a Water Resistant Laptop Backpack from Solo Cases.” Water resistant? Bet that comes in handy at a time like this. “What?! What do you mean?!” Well, it’s supposed to rain later today. Just meant you’re probably […]
Friday, November 11, 2011 // Woot
You’re looking at this the wrong way. Turning your iPhone into a remote sounds stupid, unless it’s for someone else’s television. So we looked at this L5 Universal Remote and thought, “Huh. That’s kind of superfluous, isn’t it?” Is there anyone really needing to consolidate their remotes that badly that they would use this thing […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Mankind’s Ultimate Dream Achieved. What IS a camera, really? It’s not a way to make art, no, no, no. It’s a way to save YOU work. Without a camera, you’ve have to describe everything, and remember things correctly, and develop your ability to use language to create a mood and UGH that’s just so much […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Focus Your Anger There must be at least one person you hate enough to buy them this alarm clock. I know, I know, “Life’s too short to waste on BLAH BLAH BLAH.” Whatever. We’ve all got that one person that makes us cringe just by hearing their name. Why, I bet you’re thinking about that […]
Friday, July 22, 2011 // Deals
Originally $ 60, this inductive-charging system makes powering your iPhone as simple as laying it on a special pad. The only catch: it requires a special case as well. Originally posted at iPhone Atlas The Cheapskate
Thursday, July 14, 2011 // Woot
Drama, via whiteboard. What we have here is a purposeful failure to communicate. Saturday, May 7 Hey Roomie! Ha, sorry, that sounds so lame. Anyway, just wanted to leave you a note on the old whiteboard and say hey. Seems like we have totally opposite schedules or something; every time I’m home you’re either out […]
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 // Woot
I’m Majoring In Pedometry As we say in the pedometer business, “The journey of 999.999 miles begins with a single step.” I thought there’d be a lot of people out there who shared my interest in pedometers. I was really looking forward to getting together with my fellow enthusiasts for some pedometer talk. We could […]
Saturday, May 14, 2011 // Woot
Some Hearts Just Don’t Blend Well Together Nothing says “I don’t think this relationship is working out” like a fresh fruit smoothie. You’ll know your girlfriend has arrived when you hear the front door of your apartment close. “Hello?” she’ll call out. “Sweetie, are you here? The note on the door said it was open […]
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 // Woot
I’m Gonna Have To Call You Back, I Need To Change The Channel You can stop looking between those couch cushions, Mother and Father. I’ve done away with your remotes. Their power is mine now. For too long, I’ve kowtowed to your wishes when it comes to the TV. I’ve begged, cajoled, and been sent […]
