Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
In Stitches Paul? Oh man, thank goodness you picked up the phone. You’re not going to believe this, but it happened again. Hey listen, don’t make me feel worse than I already do for calling you, okay? Just get down to the Harvest Motel as soon as you can. I’m in Room 212, but you’ll […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
I’m sorry, Lamar, but as your doctor I must insist you lose some weight. Bringing your lunch to work is only healthy if you know what you’re doing. “Honest, Doc. I’ve been trying. I stopped eating out completely! I only eat home-cooked meals for breakfast and dinner!” But what about lunch? “I make my own […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Forever alone. A solo speaker’s all I’ll ever need. Sure, I might not have a date. I might not get invited to parties. And sure, no one comes to the parties I throw myself. But that doesn’t mean I have to get down on myself. Not with this Vulcan Phantom Solo Speaker & Freeloader USB […]
Sunday, October 2, 2011 // Woot
I’m sorry, Lamar, but as your doctor I must insist you lose some weight. Bringing your lunch to work is only healthy if you know what you’re doing. “Honest, Doc. I’ve been trying. I stopped eating out completely! I only eat home-cooked meals for breakfast and dinner!” But what about lunch? “I make my own […]
Thursday, September 15, 2011 // Woot
Forever alone. A solo speaker’s all I’ll ever need. Sure, I might not have a date. I might not get invited to parties. And sure, no one comes to the parties I throw myself. But that doesn’t mean I have to get down on myself. Not with this Vulcan Phantom Solo Speaker & Freeloader USB […]
Wednesday, July 6, 2011 // Deals
My latest collaboration with AppSumo has yielded the BadAss Gamer Bundle, which includes seven sweet games and one amazing game portal. And it’s for a good cause! The Cheapskate
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 // Woot
I’m Majoring In Pedometry As we say in the pedometer business, “The journey of 999.999 miles begins with a single step.” I thought there’d be a lot of people out there who shared my interest in pedometers. I was really looking forward to getting together with my fellow enthusiasts for some pedometer talk. We could […]
Friday, May 6, 2011 // Woot
Drillin’ It To The Streets You wouldn’t believe how much more attention you get when you carry a drill with you everywhere you go. WZZZHH WZZZHH! Don’t fall asleep on the #41 bus unless you want an earful of my Hitachi Cordless Drill’s 2-speed, 400 in-lbs motor. KERRASH! Ha ha, I knew it would be […]
Saturday, April 16, 2011 // Woot
What? It was an honest question. So ladies; anyone need some drilling done around here? I’m here and I’m ready to drill is all I’m sayin’. And lookin’ around this hastily-constructed set built to look like an apartment, I’d say some drillin’ is about to go DOWN. Awwww yeah, I think you know what I’m […]
