Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 // Woot
Oh dear, sweet Camileo! Won’t you tell me what’s the deal’yo? Is it love for me that you feel’yo? I don’t care that you’re a Toshiba! You’ve made me a belieba, And made my heart go arriba, arriba! Yes, your backside illuminated sensor Might make our relationship that much tenser, But I swear on my […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if the internet loves cat videos, they’re going to love catfish videos! Don’t use this: to film water itself. That won’t look like anything from the inside. Serve this product for dinner with a garnish of: sea salt. This just posted on Facebook: “There r more than 1 fish in the sea. […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if the internet loves cat videos, they’re going to love catfish videos! Don’t use this: to film water itself. That won’t look like anything from the inside. Serve this product for dinner with a garnish of: sea salt. This just posted on Facebook: “There r more than 1 fish in the sea. […]
Sunday, March 3, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
February 28, 2013 Daily Toshibascope: Camileo Your recordings may be uncharacteristically dark today. But then you’ll remember to turn on your backside illuminated sensor (tee hee), and your low-light recording performance will be much improved. A dramatic dance between romance and razor-sharp 16MP interpolated still shots will at first transport you to an emotional fantasyland, […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
I love shooting and sharing casual videos almost as much as I hate human contact. It’s gross. It just is. When people crowd around me with their hair and their smells and their weird skin bumps – I’m sorry, I have to stop talking about it before I get sick. What’s almost is bad is […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you see all those cats on Youtube and you think, “My cat could do better!” Don’t use this: if 1080p is just not enough. IT’S GOTTA BE 1081P OR FORGET IT! If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “Check out this high-difficulty shot in high definition!” Some skeptics wonder: if […]
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to do a high-quality video tour of the apartment you’re putting up for rent. Just be sure you don’t show the giant rift into another dimension in the bathroom. Wait, were we not supposed to mention the giant rift into another dimension in the bathroom? Our bad! Don’t use this: to film yourself […]
Friday, December 28, 2012 // Woot
“You guys have to check out my Toshiba CAMILEO Full HD Camcorder the next time you’re over. It’s awesome!” “Well, let’s see it.” “Oh, I don’t have it with me right now; I wasn’t planning on recording anything. But it shoots full 1080p HD and it’s got a 23x optical zoom PLUS a 120x digital […]
