Saturday, February 23, 2013 // Woot
“Hello! Welcome. Wow, it’s been awhile since anyone came in. My name’s Megan, I’ll be taking your portrait today. Would you be interested in our Passionate Portrait Package? We do a Beauty Headshot, an action pose, and a boudoir shot for just $ 129.99.” “Wait wait wait! That’s not our only package! Please? I can […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
“Say cheese! Cheese! Aw, man, I’m no good at taking portrait photos of people. They never look at the camera!” What’s wrong, Carl? Trouble at the job? “I’ll say. It’s this freakin’ camera. I just want to freakin’ grab it and THROW IT AT THE FREAKIN’ WALL AND-“ Whoa! Ha ha! Carl, lay off the […]
Thursday, February 7, 2013 // Woot
Cyberfurniture. Cybershampoo. Cyberbeef. I live my life according to one simple credo: if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing cyber. Is it always easy? No. Is it always worth it? Yes. I suffered for a long time before I found a heart surgeon who was willing to perform a cyberbypass, but I’d do it […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to keep your pot from ever boiling! Don’t use these: to keep an eye on your prized security cameras. Because then you need to get cameras to watch those cameras, and other cameras to watch those cameras, and that’s a slippery slope. At the local watering hole, these would order: a cervezaillance camera. […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Imagine it: it’s 1989. A young, innocent you buys a ticket with a feeling of excitement. The movie is Cyborg with the up-and-coming action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. It promises excitement, glory, adventure, and also, one would assume, a super-tough cyborg. Imagine your disappointment when it turns out the cyborg is the love interest and […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
“Hello! Welcome. Wow, it’s been awhile since anyone came in. My name’s Megan, I’ll be taking your portrait today. Would you be interested in our Passionate Portrait Package? We do a Beauty Headshot, an action pose, and a boudoir shot for just $ 129.99.” “Wait wait wait! That’s not our only package! Please? I can […]
Thursday, January 10, 2013 // Woot
Operative Jake Pacific looked off the deck of his winter estate. Somewhere, in the tree line, the enemy agents were gathering. Operative Jake Pacific had to send them a message. A clear message. A message that they could watch in 1280 x 720p resolution on an included SD card. Operative Jake Pacific was ready with […]
Tuesday, December 11, 2012 // Woot
Hand wash, drip dry Dimensions: 4″(W) x 5.5″(H) x 0.75″(D) In the box: BUILT NY Slim Camera Case E-DCC-GJR Woot
Monday, December 10, 2012 // Woot
Specifications: Camera Sensor: 1/4-inch CMOS VGA Sensor Video Resolution: Up to 12fps @ 640×480; 20fps @ 320×240; 30fps @ 160×120 Video Format: M-JPEG (audio not supported) Lens: 4 Glass with IR Coating, 3.6mm, F2.0, 78? View Angle View Angle Adjustment: Pan: 0? ~ 270?; Tilt: 0? ~ 75? IR Distance (night vision): Up to 16 […]
Friday, November 30, 2012 // Woot
Hey, bro, you want security system? I see you looking at First Alert 8-Channel 8-Camera DVR Security System. You feel nervous in house, yes? Lots of fancy electronics you don’t wish to be losing, yes? Why you shy away from me, bro? I want to help you. Bro, check out security system. Is SECOND Alert […]
