Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to stream your iTunes library over your home network with Apple’s AirPlay service. Don’t use this: to airnet your library apples with your service play over streamwork home tunes. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: add an early-’90s style “new jack swing” rhythm track to classic pop songs. A real Amazon review of […]
Saturday, March 2, 2013 // Woot
Hi, I’m a Woot writer, and I would like to tell you a little anecdote from my childhood. After that is done, I will try to sell you this tablet, OK? In 8th grade, my friend Matts (aside: “Matts” was his real name — he was of Swedish extraction which, I imagine, plays some role […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
But hey, that’s not a big deal for me. I just want to be able to check in with /r/Hawkwind while I’m sitting where wizard sages sat, if you get my meaning. Okay, fine, yes, I’m talking about the “little progheads room.” What? That’s still not specific enough for you? Well, I’ll just spell it […]
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because you don’t get the full texture of the podcast’s many awkward silences through plain old earbuds. Don’t use this: to park your boat at. What you’re thinking of is a “dock.” This here is a “dock.” See, totally different. If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you’ve got 30 pins, like the kind on the bottom of your iPhone. Don’t use this: if you’ve got 30 pins, like the wrestling kind. If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Takes one to Tango.” In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: broadcast your private phone calls […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you want to go on an Audyssey! Don’t use this: when you want to go on an Auliad. Some skeptics wonder: if you really are accessing your music libraries through your phone, or if the music libraries were just inside your heart all along. This just posted on Facebook: “I feel like […]
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
The experts say: this dock’s midrange drivers, tweeters, and subwoofer will provide dynamic sound for all your This American Life episodes. Left to its own devices, this: will pretty much just sit there, to be honest. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: bludgeoning squirrels with it and then eating […]
Monday, January 14, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you need the functionality of a laptop but the tabletiness of a tablet. Don’t use this: unless you are experienced in explaining things to confused people at Starbucks. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: attracting bears with your own hacked version of Fruit Ninja with only […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
Audio: Output: 15 W + 15 W + 30 W (at no more than 10% harmonic distortion) Frequency Response: 100 – 10,000 Hz Impedance: Satellite: 8 ohms Subwoofer: 4 ohms Sound Enhancement: Selectable audio emphasis: Rock, Pop, Jazz, Vocal, Flat (via D-Sappli app) Speaker: Satellite Speaker: 1.9″ (4.8 cm) diameter Sub-Woofer: 3.6″ (9.0 cm) diameter […]
Thursday, December 27, 2012 // Woot
The 30. They left as quickly as they came. One day they walked among us, 30 pins of mortal flesh. They were summoned back, back to their native ethereal lands far above Cupertino, leaving humans alone. Forgotten. Dismissed. At this time of year we remember The 30 buy building shrines around our AOC 23″ 1080p […]
