Wednesday, January 16, 2013 // Woot
“Ah, Colonel Righteous, we meet again.” “Freeze, Professor Malevolent. Your dastardly scheme ends now.” “Oh I don’t think so. Unlike you, I actually learned from our past battles. Do you remember the last time we met?” “Yes, you were robbing that TGIFriday’s. I almost stopped you, too, but-“ “But you were distracted, off your game, […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
I think a lot about my destiny, man. Like, what’s in store for me? Will I end up being a great warrior who fights for freedom and defeats evil? I like to think so. Maybe I’ll be some kind of political leader who changes the landscape of the world for years to come. I can […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
“Hi there, acquaintance at this dinner party. We have mutual friends.” “Yes we do. How do you know Teri and John?” “Well, I know John from a mutually shared experience that you will forget about in a few minutes, so I will not bother describing it.” “Prettttty, prettttty good.” “Is that a Curb Your Enthusiasm […]
Thursday, December 27, 2012 // Woot
Specifications: Class: 47″ Viewable: 46.9″ Tuner: NTSC/ATSC/QAM Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Signal Compatibility: 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 100,000?1 Response Time: 6ms TruMotion: 120Hz Rear Input/Output: HDMI: 2 RF In: 1 Component: 1 Composite: 1 VGA: 1 PC Audio In: 1 Analog Audio Out: 1 Digital Audio Out: 1 Side Inputs: USB […]
Thursday, December 13, 2012 // Woot
Date: November 28, 2012 Time: 11:52 am Location: Some big box electronics chain in Ohio :::THWAAAPPP::: “Whew! There you are. I’m so glad I got here in time.” Who are you? “I’m you, Nick. But from the future. I traveled back in time to stop you from buying that 3D TV.” Why? We’ve wanted a […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
Uhh, hi. I’ve got a little bit of a problem. You see, I bought a Samsung 46″ 1080p LCD HDTV, but there’s something wrong. Well, it’s broken. It’s only showing The Christmas Story. Over and over and over again. I mean, the picture quality is great, as promised. With the 1920×1080 full high definition resolution, […]
Wednesday, November 28, 2012 // Woot
“Oh god, turn that off.” “What? Why? I thought you liked it. You said it was erotic.” “I thought it was, but seeing it all blown up on that refurbished JVC 1080 HDTV makes me kind of regret the decision.” “Seriously? You’re so handsome!” “While I appreciate you lying to assuage my ego, the more […]
Monday, November 26, 2012 // Woot
If and when today’s daily deal sells out, we will probably replace it with another. When? What will it be? How many deals will we offer? The answer is: whatever lets us grab the most cash! We could say we’re doing it to bring more smokin’ Cyber Monday deals to our beloved customers, but frankly […]
Wednesday, November 21, 2012 // Woot
Hi Master. Sorry to bother you. I was just noticing you were looking at that magic box again and sighing to yourself that you should get a refurbished Hisense 42″ 1080p LED HDTV and replace it. I just wanted to check in because you seem to spend a lot of time looking at this box […]
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 // Woot
Are you tired of going to bed alone night after night after night after night? Yes, you are. You are terribly tired of that crushing loneliness, the inevitable weeping, the thought “nobody cares” swirling through your mind until sleep finally comes. Thankfully, you can put this LG 47″ 1080p LED TV with an image of […]
