Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
But hey, that’s not a big deal for me. I just want to be able to check in with /r/Hawkwind while I’m sitting where wizard sages sat, if you get my meaning. Okay, fine, yes, I’m talking about the “little progheads room.” What? That’s still not specific enough for you? Well, I’ll just spell it […]
Friday, February 8, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because your other tablet is so old that it might as well be made of stone. OOOOHHHHHH BURN! Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here at the Yuck Yuck factory all week, ladies and gentleman! Don’t use this: if you’re very easily excitable. This product grants its owner: the power to turn the […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Hey hey, boys, look who’s got another email from his girlfriend! Jealous? Of course you are. With my Motorola XOOM 10.1″ 32GB 4G LTE Tablet I can get emails from her any time on the go! Even when we’re on the team bus headed back from the game. Well, no, I don’t get to see […]
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
Display: Type: LED LCD Screen Size: 8″ Resolution: 1024 x 768 Capacitive Touch: Yes, Multi-Touch Camera, Photos, Video: Camera: Yes – Front facing, VGA Chat Camera / 30fps HDCP Compliant: Yes, play licensed media from your Tablet to TV Premium Audio: SRS TruMedia Wireless: Wi-Fi: 802.11b/g/n Built-in IR Blaster: Yes – For Universal remote functionality. […]
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
I have tried and tried and tried, and I still cannot get this Asus Transformer Pad to transform anything into anything else… I put a pen on it and loudly yelled, “Torpedo!” but nothing happened. Then I put a piece of bread on it and yelled, “Pizza!” but again nothing happened. After that, I put […]
Monday, January 14, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you need the functionality of a laptop but the tabletiness of a tablet. Don’t use this: unless you are experienced in explaining things to confused people at Starbucks. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: attracting bears with your own hacked version of Fruit Ninja with only […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
From the battlefield the adjutants he had sent and his marshals’ orderlies constantly came galloping to Napoleon with reports on the course of events; but all these reports false: both because in the heat of battle it is impossible to tell what is going on at a given moment, and because many of the adjutants […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
We thought we were safe. We thought the Mayans were wrong. But today, on the final day of 2012, we found out the hard way that we’d celebrated a little too early. Due to a Leap Year-related miscalculation, turns out the Mayans actually predicted that the world would end, well, today. But I’m ok. I […]
Tuesday, December 18, 2012 // Woot
Use this: for when your fingers are feeling like they can never do anything right. Don’t use this: if your body’s resolution count is already too high, because then the 8″ high resolution 1024 x 768 capacitive touch screen might push you over the edge. If you owned this, people would say: “He might have […]
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 // Woot
We’re not sure what happened to YouTube, but recently it seems like it’s almost entirely dedicated to “hilarious” people under the age of 25 reviewing “ironic” old games and technology. Because it takes so much creative energy to play an old video game on an archaic console and point out its flaws; it takes almost […]
