Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be just fine. The world’s all right. You’re going to be all right. Just turn on your refurbished VIZIO 42″ 1080p LCD HDTV and watch. Watch the pretty pictures. They’re in 1080p. So pretty. So soothing. You’re just fine. All is well. You don’t need to go out. You don’t […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, July 22, 2012 // Woot
The picture seems clear, almost supernaturally clear. Don’t worry! There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this! You’re just experiencing the Vizio’s full 1080p High Definition resolution, which gives you over 2 million pixels, not to mention the 100,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio which delivers deeper blacks and brighter whites through contrast and dimension! It seems to […]
Sunday, July 8, 2012 // Woot
A mother gazed through the open window at the cotton ball clouds and the golden threads of sunshine dancing along the freshly mowed lawn. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, the fresh summer scents setting her spirit alight. She listened thoughtfully at the cheerful chittering of birds and the gentle whoosh of air through […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING This is not what it looks like. I was just admiring your new HDTV. “Tom, what do you want for dinner?” I don’t care, dear. Why don’t you surprise me? “Um, honey… why are you sitting in front of the window staring at the neighbor’s house?” The Johnsons’ just got a new […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
It’s here. I only have two questions: can I hook this up to a computer, and does that computer run Diablo III? Oh sure, you can talk about using this refurbished VIZIO 32” 720p LCD HDTV for stuff like “watching television.” I’m sure your “baseball” and your “sitcoms” will look great through the 100,000:1 Dynamic […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
There Are Worse Hobbies “No, I can’t go out tonight. I’m watching the ice cat.” If you say that to your friends, your friends will just stop calling you. Being outclassed by an ice cat? You can’t come back from that! It’s an ego blast from which there is no recovery! But at the same […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Calling you out Razor. One word. So many products. You’re always making fun of your mom for not keeping up on technology. Well, check it out, I got a new phone! “Oh yeah, where is it?” Right over there. “Oh, you got a new TV? I thought you said phone.” No, Dan. I did say […]
Saturday, April 7, 2012 // Woot
Happy Birthday, Everything Of Worth April 7, 1969. With a request for comments, the proto-Internet is born. It’s true! Even if you don’t believe us, you can believe Wired Magazine. April 7th is the day the very first “Request For Comments” appeared, and very likely, the day someone first replied with OMG FIRST! So celebrate […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Attention all moms New slang update! Stay “hep” to your kids’ “fresh” “lingo!” If you’re like most of us, you’ve probably experienced the fear, confusion, disorientation, and panic associated with exposure to unfamiliar slang. These feelings are normal. In fact, studies reveal that one of the principal purposes of slang is to exclude certain groups […]
