Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Sorry, kid. You’re too young for a motorcyle. But you CAN have the loudest soapbox derby car in the whole dang neighborhood. DISQUALIFIED? That’s preposterous! We put a lot of work into that car, lady! This was kid’s big moment and you’re disqualifying us for what? Thinking outside the soapbox? Trying to add a little […]
Monday, April 16, 2012 // Woot
It’s science. Not science fiction. So if I buy these, I get to meet Tom Cruise, right? Um no, no you don’t. Where did you even get that i … oh dear. I see what’s happened here. You’re obviously confusing R. Buckminster Fuller with L. Ron Hubbard. It’s an easy mistake, but let me explain […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
I noticed you have a hard time getting to the phone when I call. I picked this up for you to make it easier. Hey pal! Your favorite neighbor, Rick, here! Hey I noticed I seem to have a heck of a time gettin’ on the ol’ ring a ding whenever we’re tryin’ to invite […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
my Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse commercial Open on shot of nerdy CGI mouse walking home from school. Should look like Stewart Little but not enough to cause legal issues. Again. Mouse takes a shortcut through an alley, where thugs are playing dice. Instead of money, they’re betting weapons of mass destruction (ups the stakes!). Thugs […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
This One’s For You, Dad You’re not one of those people who can just be happy with a few rounds of Tetris. You look back at the early 80s and wonder how they survived. All those games, designed to play for a few minutes, and then… what? They just walk away? It must have been […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Like A Little Desk Tank Maybe you can’t tell by the photo, but trust us. the front of this mouse is pretty cool. Lots of mice are like one big dollop of technology, like someone dropped hot soup on your desk and it congealed into a hunk of plastic. We’re happy to say that the […]
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 // Deals
Never underestimate the value of a good mouse and keyboard. The ones that come bundled with any desktop are almost sure to be flimsy, low-end products, the kind that can diminish your computing experience. I’ve had the same high-quality Logitech combo for as long as I can remember; it’s lasted me through my last three […]
Tuesday, November 1, 2011 // Woot
Router. Dual Band. Hot. These are the voyages of the NETGEAR N600 Wireless-N. Its mission: To help seek out new cat pictures and amusing cooking videos. Captain! Sensors are picking up a signal just ahead! “What have we got, Ensign?” It appears to be a young woman alone in her kitchen. Sensors indicate she is […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Like A Little Desk Tank Maybe you can’t tell by the photo, but trust us. the front of this mouse is pretty cool. Lots of mice are like one big dollop of technology, like someone dropped hot soup on your desk and it congealed into a hunk of plastic. We’re happy to say that the […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
This isn’t so much a “gift,” Renee. This is more like “enabling.” You’ve got to take this back. I appreciate the sentiment and all, really I do, but I can’t have this refurbished Pure Indulgence 2 Qt. Frozen Yogurt/Sorbet & Ice Cream Maker in my house. What do you mean, “why not?” BECAUSE IT’S A […]
