Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Breaking the 4th Wall Some people take their entertainment a little too seriously. “Hey Charlie, what’s up?” I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. “Who? Huh?” You talkin’ to me? “Um, yeah. Who are you talking to?” Well, hello Clarice. “Who’s Clarice? I’m Dana, remember?” There is no Dana, only Zuul. “Hey, Lisa. […]
Tuesday, May 8, 2012 // Woot
Breaking the 4th Wall Some people take their entertainment a little too seriously. “Hey Charlie, what’s up?” I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. “Who? Huh?” You talkin’ to me? “Um, yeah. Who are you talking to?” Well, hello Clarice. “Who’s Clarice? I’m Dana, remember?” There is no Dana, only Zuul. “Hey, Lisa. […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Just Incase Well hello, fussy toddler in the seat next to me! Lovely day for air travel, don’t you think? Wow! That’s quite a pair of lungs on your kid there, lady! Sounds like someone’s got a bright future as a Metal singer, isn’t that right, little buddy? Yes, it is. YES, IT IS. Oops. […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Look, Just Don’t Ask Questions And Buy It If you want to live in a cyberpunk future, you gotta take the good with the bad. The good? These POV 720P HD Video Sunglasses have a camera built in. That’s right, an 8MP pinhole 720P HD camera, to be precise. Pop in the Li-Polymer battery and […]
Saturday, April 21, 2012 // Woot
No More Grainy Poorly-Lit “Evidence” For You The Fujifilm 14MP Digital Camera features red-eye reduction. Sorry, ghost hunters. We know, we know. You came here hoping to find a cheap camera you could use to take blurry photographs of visitors from the astral plane. You wanted that distant photo of a Sasquatch with bright red […]
Tuesday, April 3, 2012 // Woot
Just Incase Well hello, fussy toddler in the seat next to me! Lovely day for air travel, don’t you think? Wow! That’s quite a pair of lungs on your kid there, lady! Sounds like someone’s got a bright future as a Metal singer, isn’t that right, little buddy? Yes, it is. YES, IT IS. Oops. […]
Saturday, March 17, 2012 // Woot
Don’t Hate The Non-Player, Hate The Game What the…? Did you guys hear that? I coulda swore that NPC just called me “Meat Shield.” Hey! Hey, you with the stiff posture and the blank stare! That’s right, I’m talking to you, merchant. “Greetings, traveler! Lookin’ to buy something? I’ve got all the best wares in […]
Tuesday, February 28, 2012 // Woot
Face it, this is a good camera This Kodak 14MP Digital Camera will pick up all sorts of details. Even the ones you don’t want picked up. Hi All, I’m emailing because, quite frankly, I’m very disappointed with some of the messages I’ve seen going around the office. First of all, I only decided to […]
Sunday, November 20, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Make Me Pull Over, You Three A notorious gangsta rapper, a Nobel laureate novelist, and my Grandma. This was gonna be a long road trip. How did I wind up driving Bushwick Bill, V. S. Naipaul, and my Grandma Evelyn from Indianapolis to Cleveland? Long story. But the trip itself seemed to go […]
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 // Woot
Endless Summer Hey, kids! Get the Velocity Micro Cruz Android Tablet with 7″ Capacitive Touchscreen and you can be the coolest thing on the beach this… winter? Brrr. Brrrr. I can’t believe I misread the calendar so completely. I guess I should have known when the park service laughed and said I’d have no problem […]
