Sunday, November 6, 2011 // Woot
Camping season isn’t THAT far off. What’s on my mind? Why, I was just lying here daydreaming about pitching a tent. Why are you giggling? I know the winter’s upon us and all, but I can’t help it. My thoughts turn to spring, when the air will be fresh and warm and clean and we’ll […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Grill ‘em if you’ve got ‘em A always, B be, C cooking chicken on charcoal If I could, I would grill or smoke every single meal I ever eat. I would have grilled the animal crackers and milk they gave me for snacktime at nursery school. I would smoke a slice of pie. Grilling and […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Stay Sharp Don’t take this the wrong way, Steve, but I think I might know why your dating profile isn’t getting a lot of interest. So you know how I really like Dungeons and Dragons? Yeah, almost as much as you like knives, that’s right. And did you ever notice how that fact isn’t the […]
Monday, October 3, 2011 // Woot
Cozy, Affordable 2BR/0BTH! Move-In Ready! Ah, that McMansion was too much house anyway. You won’t catch me complaining about the way my life has gone. No, sir. I don’t miss a thing from those days. Not the six-yacht garage, or the edible Jacuzzi, or the way the chef at my favorite restaurant always knew exactly […]
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 // Woot
Grill is my Copilot Oh sorry honey, the passenger seat’s actually taken by Cobb Portable Stainless Steel Grill & Smoker. You’ll have to sit in the back… “What are you talking about?” Well, you know, I was thinking, your mother’s house is a two hour drive, and they’re expecting us there at around noon. Well, […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Stay Sharp Don’t take this the wrong way, Steve, but I think I might know why your dating profile isn’t getting a lot of interest. So you know how I really like Dungeons and Dragons? Yeah, almost as much as you like knives, that’s right. And did you ever notice how that fact isn’t the […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
High Hopes Haven’t you ever had a dream that fell short? Don’t you remember how that felt? Somewhere in the halls of Sonyplex, there was a man in a lovely office. This man thought he had a vision of what the future would be. This man could see row upon row of Sony Dash Personal […]
Wednesday, September 7, 2011 // Woot
Hopefully There’s Not A Hole In One Of Them “Hey, Pete, would you go down to Hole #4 and take care of a little problem? Some clown’s holding things up.” Excuse me! EXCUSE ME, SIR?! No, not you, that guy, the one in the rainbow wig and the face paint. Yeah, that’s right, YOU! I […]
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 // Woot
Tomorrow Never Dies The Sony Dash. Because sometimes you don’t WANT to use your other devices. KRM31: hey JiangsuGrrl: Hey babe! KRM31: thanks for getting on aim JiangsuGrrl: No problem! But I figured you’d just call me! KRM31: really don’t want to use company phone right now KRM31: how’s vacation JiangsuGrrl: Great! JiangsuGrrl: Soooo nice […]
Sunday, August 14, 2011 // Woot
High Hopes Haven’t you ever had a dream that fell short? Don’t you remember how that felt? Somewhere in the halls of Sonyplex, there was a man in a lovely office. This man thought he had a vision of what the future would be. This man could see row upon row of Sony Dash Personal […]
