Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Oh, sure, there are lots of holier-than-thou commentators out there saying that what the HP 17″ Dual-Core Notebook was accused of doing is “unforgivable”. I’d like to remind those goody-goodies of a fundamental truth of our legal system: pleading no contest to a lesser charge is NOT the same thing as admitting guilt to the […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
The Streets Of Old Corporate? Hey, this Microsoft Notebook Cooling Base is as punk as it gets! Yeah, I’m Todd Baze, the inventor of the Microsoft Notebook Cooling Base. Sure, I licensed it! Just like the Sex Pistols signed to EMI! But they get a pass, and everybody calls me a sell out? Pfft. I […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Sunday, May 20, 2012 // Woot
Looking For Mr. Goodbook If laptops could speed-date, this is the one that would be going home with all the phone numbers at the end of the night. “So, uh, hi. I’ve never done this before. Kinda weird. Ninety seconds to get to know someone, it’s pretty crazy-” Well, I have done this before, and […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Friday, March 30, 2012 // Woot
Day 1702. Journal Update: Running out of food. Morale low. Dell Notebook still pretty awesome. It’s been almost five years since the event. It was incredible how quickly things fell apart. Media outlets went black within a few days, there were reports of- Oh, why am I typing this again? I’ve typed it hundreds of […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
The More You Know It’s time for your laptop to make some new friends. Look, it was great while it lasted with your laptop and its original power cord. They had some great times together. They supported each other. They loved each other. But now it’s over. Your power cord is gone, dead, lost, and […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Eye of the Beholder Refurbished, you say? Well then the man who owned this HP before me must’ve been a master photographer! How else would you explain this folder containing so many beautiful images? Why, here’s an eerily bright rolling meadow! And here is a tropical island! Here is a close-up shot of a blade […]
Monday, March 19, 2012 // Woot
Sir? Sir I’m going to have to ask you to put that away. Sir, FAA regulations prohibit the use of electronic devices during takeoff and landing. “If you don’t mind, I’m trying to distract myself from the upcoming six hours of hell-in-a-tube by watching a movie on my HP Dual-Core Notebook with Blu-ray.” “Sir, that’s […]
Thursday, March 8, 2012 // Woot
Science Demands Sacrifices What’s creepier? An empty library or the average Internet forum? On the one hand, there’s the sound of recirculated air through dusty pages. On the other, there’s that guy who wants to know what color socks you have on. It’s really hard to say which is scarier. But with a Samsung Quad-Core […]
