Sunday, December 9, 2012 // Woot
“Okay, you’re faced with a howling Goblin Elite Guardsman. He looks pretty tough, and he’s really mad.” “Okay, I smash him with my club.” “Woah, woah, woah! Not so fast, buddy, heh. You need to roll for initiative.” “What?” “You know, to see who acts first.” “I do. I just said I do.” “That’s not […]
Sunday, December 9, 2012 // Woot
50 years ago, famous winemaker Agrias Terlato IV made a mistake. He knew he was past his prime, that his best wine making days were behind him, but he needed one more win. He needed to go out on top. So he entered the Winemaker’s Royale, the most deadly of all growers’ competitions. The winner […]
Sunday, December 9, 2012 // Woot
Sure, this is a top-of-the-line flashlight. It’s German Engineered with over 200 patents, and because of its red light (that helps preserve night vision) you’ll often see it used by serious hunters and first responders. But if you ask us, it’s probably best suited for telling scary stories. Think about it: you’re sitting outside at […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
Agent Derek Rand showed up for the The Branch Christmas party the same way he showed up for everything: late, drunk, and dashing. At least, that had been the intention. He still managed two out of three. But he’d spent Christmas Eve with famed Ukranian secret agent Vixen Onya, under the mistletoe (and in the […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
You know how the military’s drone planes are controlled by folks sitting behind monitors thousands of miles away? Well, guess what: If you’ve ever played a first-person shooter, you have unwittingly participated in the army’s “drone soldier” program, controlling a robotic soldier on the ground in Iraq or Afghanistan! Cool, right?? Promote the socio-military interests […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Sierra Backpack?! What is that thing? A medical condition?” But no! It’s actually a bag! And with its Super-Size-Me Front Pocket, BPA-Free Water Bottle Pockets, and Hipbelt Snap-or-Snack Pockets, it’s got plenty of room for you to carry all that stuff you never knew what to do with. Like, […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
Craig closed his eyes and gathered his thoughts. Today was the day- that he was going to finish his web comic once and for all. PANEL ONE: TITLE: The Sweetest Sidewinder. PANEL TWO: We meet THE SIDEWINDER. He’s fast asleep on a SideSleeper Pro Pillow & Case. CAPTION: The Sweetest Sidewinder you’ll ever meet? He […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
Officially, Ella didn’t know how to read yet. But if she were to Google “Cruel and Unusual Punishment,” she was pretty sure the definition would be a perfectly good Ultimate Playland that goes unused as a sick little girl is forced to stay in bed. She had considered just hiding inside the massive tent and […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
“{HUFF. PUFF.} Where’s Agent 6?” “Unsure. Should be at this 20 by now.” “She’s supposed to rendezvous and drop off the Centon 128GB DataStick Sport, yes?” “Affirmative, after she transfers data from the underwater laboratory computers.” “Wait, the laboratory is underwater?” “Yes, but the Centon DataStick is waterproof, so it wouldn’t be damaged by Agent […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
Okay, Twimbly! This is a pretty epic quest, so get ready! We need to raid the palace, defeat the goblin prince, and then we’ll gain 3,107 experience. So, mount up and select your best weapons because our armor is weak and we’ll need all the… Wait, what are you doing? Why are you getting down […]
