Saturday, October 13, 2012 // Woot
Wolf not make simple tools. Wolf not able to build tree house as nice as mine! Wolf not even have thumbs! How they grow grapes and make Malbec so delicious, me not know. Hurt head and heart to think about. That why me call you apes here today. Apes missing out on big profit opportunity. […]
Saturday, October 13, 2012 // Woot
“Are you experiencing pain?” “Yes. Oh. Oh. OhhhhhhHHHHHHHAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIGH GOD IT HURTS OH OH OH IT HURTS IN MY BODY. PLEASE HELP, DOCTOR. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
There’s bass. Then there’s pretty deep bass. Then there’s really deep bass. Then there’s deeper bass than that. Than there’s bass so deep you can feel it tickle the bottom of your spine. Deeper still there’s bass so deep that it actually digs a hole in your backyard and buries a treasure of even more […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
What kind of person buys so many knives? Probably a person who’s cutting lots of stuff all the time. So why not add this Kershaw Vapor III Folding Knife to your arsenal? Will it help you clear brush? Eh, probably not. It’s not really big enough for that sort of thing. Ditto for home defense, […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
Danielle and Craig sat in silence in the hospital’s Emergency Room. Craig stared at her purple, swollen ankle covered in makeshift ice packs as it lay elevated in the wheelchair she sat in, and wondered what normal dates were like. “I’m sorry,” he told her. “Could be worse,” she said with a shrug. “Another close […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
Bristol sat in her high chair as she mashed up the fruit mixture from the pouch in front of her with her tongue and gums and thought, ‘Wow. Favorite Parent is so awesome.’ And then, she thought of all the reason why. Favorite Parent always smiled at her, even when she blew out a diaper […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
Man, technology can do amazing things, can’t it? Take this TomTom XL340S LIVE GPS unit. Right now a satellite, a giant bundle of metal and wires and plastic that we shot into space, is circling the globe and beaming positional data to everyone with a connected device! Isn’t that nuts? Think of how hard it […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, we were supposed to do this writeup like a week ago. It’s going live in a couple minutes and we haven’t written anything. How did this happen? Probably the way it happened for the last 100 Shirt.Woot writeups: By adroitly putting it off. OK, OK, let’s think for a second. We can cook […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
His real name was Claude. But his father thought that sounded sissy, so he called him Jake instead. Everyone else knew him as THE BONESHAKER. His no-holds-barred attitude shook people to the core. He reeked of ripe plums, blackberry jam and sweet tobacco, an aroma that could reach out and grab hold of ya. And […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
“Hnh? Wh…what time is it?” “It’s 2:15. Were you sleeping?” “Yes. Yes I was. I think I still kind of am. What’s wrong?” “I’m thinking about this Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18MP Digital SLR.” “What the f— is that?” “It’s a camera for sale on this crummy deal-a-day site that used to be sort of […]
