Monday, September 26, 2011 // Woot
Oh sure, “man’s best friend.” Sure you love your dog, but there are limits. You talk a good game, bragging about how you “WUUUUUUUV” your “widdle puppertins SOOOOOOOOO much!” But when push comes to shove, how many of you put your money where your mouth is? Or more specifically, put your hands where your dog’s […]
Monday, September 26, 2011 // Woot
It’s hard to sell people stuff if they can’t get a good look at it first. That’s why we take so many product photos! But where do these come from? Well, visual light reflects off the surface of the items we’re selling, and passes through a convex piece of glass called a “lens,” which — […]
Sunday, September 25, 2011 // Woot
Earn Your Keep Yes, your snooty purebred kitten certainly looks very classy, but what does it DO? Because we’re in the 21st Century, my friend. There’s no more freeloading here. Those days of old, when some hippy parakeet could sit back and get told he’s a pretty boy 24/7, those days are OVER! These days […]
Saturday, September 24, 2011 // Woot
Air To The Throne The post-apocalyptic world belongs to those who own air mattresses. OK, so we know three things. One, the Serta Queen Size Raised Dual Chamber Airbed provides comfortable, high-quality instant bedding for two adults, thanks to its dual adjustable chambers, pillow top, and internal airpump. Two, I happen to have three of […]
Friday, September 23, 2011 // Woot
Jewelanche looks pretty easy on the surface. Just connect the dots, and make gems vanish. Of course, like all games with one sentence of rules, each level will be faster than the last, and you’ll eventually die in frustration. But at least the concept is easy to grasp. By drawing the mouse over […]
Friday, September 23, 2011 // Woot
64 Gigabytes of Adrenaline! Who uses Centon DataStick Sport 64GB Waterproof USB Drives? Extreme guys like me, that’s who. I mean, just the other day I was rock climbing to the top of this mesa with no harness so that I could fight the giant condor that killed my father, when my rock-climbing partner, Kimberly, […]
Thursday, September 22, 2011 // Woot
To get into my office here at the Sean Adams University of Business Management Development Leadership (SAUBMDL), I have to scan a badge. This might seem annoying, but here’s the thing: you know who doesn’t have badges? Wolves! That’s who! And so as long as I have to scan a badge to get in, I […]
Thursday, September 22, 2011 // Woot
It’s Just A More Emphatic Way To Say SHHHHH Yes, I KNOW this is a library. But how am I supposed to read with all this crud on the floor? That IS the whole point of the be-quiet-at-the-library rule, isn’t it? So library patrons can concentrate? Well, there’s nothing I find more distracting than a […]
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 // Woot
Netflix made quite the splash with their innovative strategy of “Upsetting Every Last Customer We Have” recently, and CEO/Co-Founder Reed Hastings took a lot of heat for his heartfelt, earnest email explaining that he would make everything better by splitting the company in two, enraging and baffling everyone even further. But while everyone is busy […]
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 // Woot
Okay, so that title is little misleading, but I meant it to be that way. There are no politics in this post, but I titled as such hoping you might come here with your fingers twitching with anticipation to type out some all-caps angry comment against me or against those who are against me. Instead […]
