Friday, July 29, 2011 // Woot
While planning his move from New York to San Francisco, New York Times Lead Bits Blogger Nick Bilton had an important decision to make: should he pay to ship his enormous collection of print books across the country when he does most of his reading on an e-reader? The answer, to me, seemed to be […]
Thursday, July 28, 2011 // Woot
He Goes By The Name Of The Sandman After that time my pal and I got lost in the desert, I never go anywhere without my TomTom 5” Touchscreen Portable GPS. To be fair, it wasn’t COMPLETELY his fault. I’ll admit, I should have been more aggressive with the guy trying to sell me a […]
Wednesday, July 27, 2011 // Woot
I Like My Pie With A Side of JUSTICE What’s the old saying? “Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, buying a big stonkin’ surveillance system to catch the thieving jerk.” I tell you, these are tough times. You work hard to find the right recipe, get all the best ingredients, and really […]
Tuesday, July 26, 2011 // Woot
The Scholar’s Dilemma Ahhh, nothing better than stretching out on a bed to watch a little… um… wow, what IS this? It’s so bad! So, so bad! And trashy! Nowhere NEAR as good as reading a book! When I told my friends I’d give their favorite TV shows a chance… well, I did hope to […]
Monday, July 25, 2011 // Woot
Don’t you see what this means? I’ve brought an end to the tyranny of episodic television. I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited for this day. So many regularly-scheduled hours wasted. Why should we let network executives dictate our lives to us? I’ll never be duped into “must-seeing” another program again! Not now that […]
Sunday, July 24, 2011 // Woot
Animal Attraction “Now you just lay back and let me take you to- uh, what is this tattoo on your chest? Is that a vacuum cleaner?” No. No, it’s not. Now, uh, where were we? I think you were about to- “Oh my God. It’s totally a vacuum cleaner.” Well, OK, but it’s not just […]
Saturday, July 23, 2011 // Woot
Ring, Ring, Ring Goes The Bell Enough with the summer fun, already. Time to get these kids off my lawn and back behind a desk where they belong. Three months of vacation? Some folks have to work five years before they even got two weeks of time off, you little weasels, and when they take […]
Friday, July 22, 2011 // Woot
He’s Done Lots Of Research On The Subject This is where it starts, Barbara. Exactly like I predicted. See? See? SEE? This is a photo from ENGLAND, Barbara! This is WHAT ROLLS IN EVERY DAY! And you can’t just say “condensation” because that was debunked on this web page I visit. That’s HAARP, Barbara! That’s […]
Thursday, July 21, 2011 // Woot
Uh, Cricket, Maybe? Rugby? Badminton? For all those sports you play where you require a popped collar. Maybe you work in a “business casual” environment. Maybe you have to seem somewhat professional in a really hot part of the country. Maybe you just like them better than t-shirts. Whatever your reason for wearing them, we’re […]
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. NEW YORK (UPI) — Couples who want to […]
