Saturday, April 27, 2013 // Woot
The golden age of Dutch art, which lasted much of the 17th century, marked a historical transition into ultra-realism. By combining stunning depictions of light with superior technicality, Dutch painters such as Rembrandt, Frans Hals, and Vermeer revolutionized the way artists represented life on canvas. Of course, now we can throw all those moldy old […]
Thursday, April 25, 2013 // Woot
I here present to you, members of the jury, unequivocal evidence of FRAUD and DECEPTION during the Woot.com Crapword Puzzle contest yesterday. You see, I strapped this Swann FreeStyle 1080p Action Cam to my head throughout the Woot-Off, such that every nimble CTRL-C and deft CTRL-V would be captured on glorious 1080p HD video. See […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Class: 23″ Viewable: 23″ Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Colors: 16.7 Million Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 50,000,000?1 Brightness: 250 cd/m2 Response Time: 5ms Viewable Angle: 170? / 160? Pixel Pitch: 0.265 x 0.265mm Scan Frequency: H: 30K~83KHz V: 55~75Hz Speakers: 2W x 2 HDCP Compatible: Yes Tilt: Yes Input Connector: (2) HDMI and […]
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Class: 22″ Viewable: 21.5″ Resolution: 1920 x 1080 Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Colors: 16.7 Million Dynamic Contrast Ratio: 50,000,000?1 Brightness: 250 cd/m2 Response Time: 5ms Viewable Angle: 170? / 160? Pixel Pitch: 0.248 x 0.248mm Scan Frequency: H: 30K~83kHz V: 55~75Hz Pixel Frequency: 148.5MHz HDCP Compatible: Yes Tilt: -3?~12? Input Connector: 15-pin D-Sub and 24-pin […]
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you have to see the guy who long boards past your house naked every day, then so does EVERYONE ELSE! Don’t use this: as a football. There are better products for that, like footballs. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: record you when you’re sleeping and then set a laugh track […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
There once was a man who owned a field where many Ents lived. They were regal tree creatures, but needy too. “Did you see our leaves?” asked the Ents. “Leave me alone! I’m watching my stories!” said the man, without looking up from his Hisense 42″ 1080p LED HDTV. “Did you notice how long and […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
As you may have heard, we finally introduced a shopping cart to Woot this week. Like all of our updates, it has been met with unmitigated acclaim. However, we ran into a problem: Our shopping cart was too small to fit this GIANT 70″ Vizio TV. You see, we didn’t model our shopping cart on […]
Friday, April 19, 2013 // Woot
This product’s writeup comes from James Dipalo, a man who’s been living in a cave for the past 20 years, away from all civilization. Wow, look at this thing. Picture frames sure have gotten fancy! Wait, that’s not a picture frame? It’s a television? Was it run over by a steam roller or something? It’s […]
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 // Woot
It’s so … breathtaking. “It really is. I’m so glad we got up in time to watch this.” Me too. I love being here with you. Enjoying this beautiful viewing experience together. “When I look at it, it’s like I’m seeing this whole new world, or new reality for the very first time.” The colors […]
Monday, April 15, 2013 // Woot
Rappahannock North Shore reprazent! Word as bond, I’m touched y’all remembered me from the last time I was pimpin’ a 65″ TV up in this piece. Where was That’s So Teddy back in ’08, huh? I was up in Woot five years ago, son! Betta learn somethin’! Anyway, I’mma steal an idea from one of […]
