Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Hey! It’s summer! Have fun! Leap around! Go swimming and ride bikes and climb trees! Be a happy grasshopper! But never forget: winter is coming. Prepare yourselves. Find your provisions so that you won’t have to go outside when it’s 10 below… or worse. It’s not gonna be hard to camp out for The Dark […]
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 // Woot
It’s the most wonderful time of year! It’s like Christmas Eve! I can’t wait until the campaign ads kick into full force and we’re treated to hours upon hours of slanderous, factually inaccurate promises, accusations, and demands! I’d better pick up a new LG 3D 1080p LED TV with Smart TV to make sure I […]
Sunday, July 8, 2012 // Woot
A mother gazed through the open window at the cotton ball clouds and the golden threads of sunshine dancing along the freshly mowed lawn. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, the fresh summer scents setting her spirit alight. She listened thoughtfully at the cheerful chittering of birds and the gentle whoosh of air through […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
We know what you’re thinking when you see a 3D gaming screen, “Oh no, another Virtual Boy.” Sure, Nintendo’s ill-fated 1995 virtual reality console cast a long-standing pall over 3D gaming. But c’mon folks, that was 17 years ago. 3D technology is the future of gaming. And while the monitor’s TriDef Ignition Game Player is […]
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 // Woot
So, Derrick, how are things going with Cheryl? You guys seem really happy together! “Oh yeah, man! It’s great! And this past weekend: magical!” Ah, say no more! I know exactly what you’re talking about! “Yeah, I mean it was just awesome. We got up at the crack of dawn and just got straight to […]
Friday, May 25, 2012 // Woot
LOOK MA, NO HANDS! That’s not at all what I meant when I said “hands-free.” I blame myself. Kirk is a nice guy, but not a lot going on up top if you know what I mean. When I told him that he could film his ride hands-free, I was talking about my new Swann […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING This is not what it looks like. I was just admiring your new HDTV. “Tom, what do you want for dinner?” I don’t care, dear. Why don’t you surprise me? “Um, honey… why are you sitting in front of the window staring at the neighbor’s house?” The Johnsons’ just got a new […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Game Over It’s like a game console that doesn’t play games. And some of us like it like that. People always say, why a Roku? Why not a PS3 or a Wii? They stream video and play games. Those people don’t know about my past. They don’t know that I’m a recovered World of Warcraft […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
There Are Worse Hobbies “No, I can’t go out tonight. I’m watching the ice cat.” If you say that to your friends, your friends will just stop calling you. Being outclassed by an ice cat? You can’t come back from that! It’s an ego blast from which there is no recovery! But at the same […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Vids Or It Didn’t Happen Start recording before I start my ride? Lug along a laptop just to watch my footage? NEVER AGAIN. Today I say “Stop the madness.” Today I say “No more.” Today I say “With the Swann Freestyle HD’s included remote and LCD screen, I bid farewell to two of the most […]
