Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Dust to Dust I’m putting this camcorder’s dust-proofness to the test “Hey buddy, come on in. Sorry the place is a mess.” “That’s ok it can’t be…OH LORD.” “Yeah, sorry.” “This place looks like an ancient tomb. When is the last time you dusted?” “Never. I have never dusted. And do you know why?” “You’re […]
Saturday, May 12, 2012 // Woot
Game Over It’s like a game console that doesn’t play games. And some of us like it like that. People always say, why a Roku? Why not a PS3 or a Wii? They stream video and play games. Those people don’t know about my past. They don’t know that I’m a recovered World of Warcraft […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
Vids Or It Didn’t Happen Start recording before I start my ride? Lug along a laptop just to watch my footage? NEVER AGAIN. Today I say “Stop the madness.” Today I say “No more.” Today I say “With the Swann Freestyle HD’s included remote and LCD screen, I bid farewell to two of the most […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
It’s a story as old as time, really. Continuing to reduce your dependence on going outside for any reason. It’s been six weeks since Stephanie left, and he’s miserable. He comforts himself with the fact that he was miserable when they were together, too. Maybe he’s just a miserable person, doomed to feel this way […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Stan Killjoy, Sick Day Detective There’s a fine line between Personal Time Off and a Sick Day. Me? I’m what you might call the local border patrol. Irritable bowel syndrome. That’s what I’m thinking about as I watch the children ride round and round on the old Mayfield Carousel. No one knows what causes it, […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
>examine room You are sitting comfortably in your living room. There is an HDTV sitting across from you, and a small remote resting on the coffee table. Attached to the HDTV is a small box. >examine box From your reclined position, you can see it is your recently purchased Roku XD 1080p Streaming Player, a […]
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 // Woot
Roku Roku Roku: The Streaming Media Player of the Beast The ONLY streaming-video receiver whose name I would get tattooed on my body in Japanese. Don’t you love Roku? Yes, you do. You either love it or you just don’t know you love it yet. I mean, what’s not to love about the Roku XD […]
Thursday, April 12, 2012 // Woot
Stan Killjoy, Sick Day Detective There’s a fine line between Personal Time Off and a Sick Day. Me? I’m what you might call the local border patrol. Irritable bowel syndrome. That’s what I’m thinking about as I watch the children ride round and round on the old Mayfield Carousel. No one knows what causes it, […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Odd Man Out You ever wonder what your TV and PC talk about? I mean, you have them connected with a Veebeam HD 1080p Wireless PC to TV Link, right? Well what do you think they’re talking about on that frequency? I mean, they’ve gotta be talking about something right? They can’t just be streaming […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Find your match today! Lots of lonely singles are just as desperate as you! SWM ISO FEMALE. THAT’S IT. JUST BE FEMALE. OR FEMALE-ISH. Second try at the online dating game. I’m a normal guy, 33, work as a freelance web copy writer. Like video games, drinking, and watching streaming movies on my Roku XD […]
