Wednesday, November 21, 2012 // Woot
Hi Master. Sorry to bother you. I was just noticing you were looking at that magic box again and sighing to yourself that you should get a refurbished Hisense 42″ 1080p LED HDTV and replace it. I just wanted to check in because you seem to spend a lot of time looking at this box […]
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 // Woot
Are you tired of going to bed alone night after night after night after night? Yes, you are. You are terribly tired of that crushing loneliness, the inevitable weeping, the thought “nobody cares” swirling through your mind until sleep finally comes. Thankfully, you can put this LG 47″ 1080p LED TV with an image of […]
Saturday, November 17, 2012 // Woot
“Hey man, me and Jamie are heading down to the-“ “DOESN’T ANYONE KNOCK?!” “What…what the hell is that?” “What? Nothing. PBS.” “That’s not PBS. What the hell were you watching?” “Foreign cinema, if you must know. I’m a bit of a film buff.” “Oh I can see you’re fond of the buff.” “SHUT UP. I […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
“Can you believe the picture quality on the 47″ TVs they have here? They’re so crystal clear.” Yeah, they’re really great. “It’s like looking out through a window onto a crisp and vibrant autumn scene.” Um. Well, that’s actually because it is autumn. And you are looking through a window right now. The TVs are […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
You know how athletes study tapes of their performance to analyze potential weaknesses in their game? Now you can apply the same principles to your entire life with these Liquid Image 1080p HD video goggles. You might finally isolate the reason why life keeps turning out so badly for you. See, the goggles have a […]
Monday, November 12, 2012 // Woot
Listen, ye citizens of free-thinking western states, just because you can legally smoke a ton of marijuana before watching the Coen Brothers’ 2007 Academy Award winning thriller on your crystal-clear Optoma HD23 1080p projector doesn’t mean you should. Believe us. Really. You see, every blood-chilling scene in the adapted Cormac McCarthy novel will be brought […]
Sunday, November 11, 2012 // Woot
You should use your Swann FreeStyle 1080p Action Cam: to make a sweet first-person video of your latest biking adventure. We use our Swann FreeStyle 1080p Action Cam: to unsuccessfully capture footage of the lizard-like creature living in the bathroom. You hear that, landlord! Keep telling us we’re crazy! SOON WE’LL HAVE PROOF AND THEN […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Years from now it will seem normal, unnoticeable even. But right now, as we’re all adjusting to movies being 3D and even televisions like this Coby 46″ 1080p 3D LED HDTV allowing people to enjoy 3D shows and movies at home, it’s still kind of jarring. See, there’s a lot of time, money, and equipment […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Don’t panic. We see you eyeing these JVC 1080p TVs nervously. Relax! We’ll keep the size you order totally confidential. You can order the screen that’s right for you and we’ll ship it confidentially to your home so you can satisfy your lover tonight with full 1080p HD and over 2 million pixels with razor […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
Hi, I’m Sam, and this is my TV life-partner, Hisense. We met a few months ago — it’s a pretty good story actually — Woot was selling this TV and I needed a TV, so I bought it. Isn’t that romantic? Just to be up front with you, I don’t consider this “my” TV. Don’t […]
