Liquid Image 1080p Camcorder Goggles

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

You know how athletes study tapes of their performance to analyze potential weaknesses in their game? Now you can apply the same principles to your entire life with these Liquid Image 1080p HD video goggles. You might finally isolate the reason why life keeps turning out so badly for you.

See, the goggles have a built-in HD camera with a wide-angle lens, so you can go about your daily life, and dissect every misstep later by replaying the footage. For instance, what if we provided you with the opportunity to browse EVERY SHIRT.WOOT SHIRT EVER MADE and you didn’t take it?  Now you can watch yourself stare at that link, decide not to click on it, and pinpoint the exact moment you made an “incorrect” decision.

Remember last week when that skater kid verbally abused you, and you just took it like a yellow-bellied coward while your date lost all respect? Now you can go back, frame by frame, and examine exactly how your cowardice in the face of a 135-pound, 16-year-old kid ruined your love life.

Of course, the goggles are designed for recording extreme, off-road sports. But in your case they can be used to figure out why you never do anything remotely outside of your comfort zone. Play back footage of yourself coming up with excuses as your friend invites you to ride ATVs over the weekend. You’ll spot the precise moment when your own lack of adventurous spirit keeps you from extracting any joy from life whatsoever.

It’s so easy!

In the box:

• Liquid Image Impact Series HD 367 Offroad Goggle Camcorder (Choose Color)
• Lithium-Ion Rechargeable Battery
• USB Cable
• RCA Cable
• Nose Guard
• 4GB microSDHC Card with Adapter
• (7) Tear Off Sheets
• Micro Bag
• User Manual

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