Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
“Wow. Nice new tablet.” “Oh thanks! Though, to be honest, it’s not really ‘mine.’” “You’re borrowing it from a friend?” “Not exactly. I’m using the new Tablet2Go service. It’s like Zipcar or Car2Go, but for Android tablets.” “Uh…huh.” “You see, there are Asus Transformer Pad Infinity tablets distributed all over the city. When you need […]
Friday, April 19, 2013 // Woot
“Wow. Nice new tablet.” “Oh thanks! Though, to be honest, it’s not really ‘mine.’” “You’re borrowing it from a friend?” “Not exactly. I’m using the new Tablet2Go service. It’s like Zipcar or Car2Go, but for Android tablets.” “Uh…huh.” “You see, there are Asus Transformer Pad Infinity tablets distributed all over the city. When you need […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for a full on-the-go computing experience, from ignoring your emails to doctoring your expense reports. Don’t use this: by trying to fold it into a truck or something. Wrong Transformer. The experts say: “Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich is the most robust, full-featured, stable, creamy, chocolatey, sinfully decadent… let’s talk later, I’m hungry.” […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
You should have seen the look on his face when he first saw the Revolutionary S Pen. He was so confused. First he tried picking his teeth with it. Then I caught him trying to use it like a chopstick. When I explained to him that a pen was something that people used to use […]
Saturday, March 2, 2013 // Woot
Hi, I’m a Woot writer, and I would like to tell you a little anecdote from my childhood. After that is done, I will try to sell you this tablet, OK? In 8th grade, my friend Matts (aside: “Matts” was his real name — he was of Swedish extraction which, I imagine, plays some role […]
Friday, February 22, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you believe it’s time to start replacing the out-of-date Zs with some fresh, forward-thinking Xs. This just posted on Facebook: “Am I on Facebook, or is Facebook on me??!?!?! :0” At the local watering hole, this would order: something in a tall glass. Not everything in life should be flat. Variety, people! […]
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 // Woot
“I’m just saying, I think it’s a little full of itself.” Are you serious? “Just look at the way it talks! Very grandiose. REVOLUTIONARY S Pen. BLAZING quad-core speed. Discover and CONTROL TV programming.” It’s an inanimate electronic device! How can it have an ego? “You see. That’s exactly what it wants you to think. […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
But hey, that’s not a big deal for me. I just want to be able to check in with /r/Hawkwind while I’m sitting where wizard sages sat, if you get my meaning. Okay, fine, yes, I’m talking about the “little progheads room.” What? That’s still not specific enough for you? Well, I’ll just spell it […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
I don’t know what it’s like at your house, but at mine, it goes a little something like this: I get home from a long, hard day at work, weary to the bone. I cook dinner. I eat dinner. I do the dishes. Finally, I sit down on the couch with a cup of chamomile […]
Thursday, January 24, 2013 // Woot
Hey hey, boys, look who’s got another email from his girlfriend! Jealous? Of course you are. With my Motorola XOOM 10.1″ 32GB 4G LTE Tablet I can get emails from her any time on the go! Even when we’re on the team bus headed back from the game. Well, no, I don’t get to see […]
