Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
I have tried and tried and tried, and I still cannot get this Asus Transformer Pad to transform anything into anything else… I put a pen on it and loudly yelled, “Torpedo!” but nothing happened. Then I put a piece of bread on it and yelled, “Pizza!” but again nothing happened. After that, I put […]
Monday, January 14, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you need the functionality of a laptop but the tabletiness of a tablet. Don’t use this: unless you are experienced in explaining things to confused people at Starbucks. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: attracting bears with your own hacked version of Fruit Ninja with only […]
Monday, November 19, 2012 // Woot
Size and weight Height: 4.4 inches (111.0 mm) Width: 2.3 inches (58.9 mm) Depth: 0.28 inch (7.2 mm) Weight: 3.56 ounces (101 grams) Capacity 32GB Wireless (Internet access required; broadband recommended) 802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi (802.11n 2.4GHz only) Bluetooth? 2.1 + EDR Maps-location based service Nike + iPod support built in Display 3.5-inch (diagonal) Widescreen Multi-Touch display […]
Monday, November 5, 2012 // Woot
“Admiral.” “Report.” “Scan of Sector 742 complete. Results indicate the blue planet creatures have yet to initialize the Utopia device.” “Really? Interesting. How long has it been?” “Roughly 250,000 of their solar cycles. Barely a thousandth of a cosmic year.” “Perhaps we overestimated their intelligence.” “They seem naturally inquisitive. They have recently invented what they […]
Friday, August 3, 2012 // Woot
Soooo about me. I’m Ashley. I’m 17. I want a tablet. Ummmmm, I’d really like this Sony 32GB 9.4″ Tablet S with a cradle. I’m not really sure why, it’s just the one I decided looks cool. I know it’s not an iPad but everyone has iPads nowadays and I’m kinda over it to be […]
Saturday, July 7, 2012 // Woot
Here’s our no-fail guide to seduction: Step 1: Grab up a 32GB iPod touch with sexy Retina Display. Oh look, we’re selling one! Step 2: Fill it up with your favorite jams. It can hold thousands. Step 3: Plug it into the biggest speakers you can find. Step 4: Verbally warn the targeted party to […]
Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Skeletons in the Closet It’s not a computer. It’s a Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB Tablet [computer]! They left the restaurant to find swarms of reporters waiting outside, but that was no surprise. After all, they were a high-profile couple: she, Tina Starr, the hottest model working the runways, and he, the Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
The Computer For The Cool Kids I do most of my reading in line at this place called Burrito Camión, so I love my HP TouchPad 32GB Wi-Fi Tablet. Yeah, that’s right, a taco truck with Wi-Fi! The first day it pulled up outside my hip, newly gentrified apartment it was like I had died […]
Friday, May 18, 2012 // Woot
The Computer For The Cool Kids I do most of my reading in line at this place called Burrito Camión, so I love my HP TouchPad 32GB Wi-Fi Tablet. Yeah, that’s right, a taco truck with Wi-Fi! The first day it pulled up outside my hip, newly gentrified apartment it was like I had died […]
Sunday, May 6, 2012 // Woot
Skeletons in the Closet It’s not a computer. It’s a Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB Tablet [computer]! They left the restaurant to find swarms of reporters waiting outside, but that was no surprise. After all, they were a high-profile couple: she, Tina Starr, the hottest model working the runways, and he, the Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB […]
