Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Eyes On The Prize It takes a special kind of man to wear Lady Liberty’s crown. Marc Baker was just such a person. You’ve got to own that torch and really feel the power of freedom as you swing it high above your head while gyrating your hips below for the people driving by the […]
Sunday, April 15, 2012 // Woot
Back Once Again Oh no. You’re not coming back into this warehouse, buddy. Not by a long shot. Don’t try to sweet talk me with your Beats Audio™ voice and promises of an open source operating system. You think you can just drop in whenever you want, stare into my eyes with your pretty 9.7” […]
Sunday, December 4, 2011 // Woot
Marked Down To Earth Uh-oh. Motorola might be coming to their senses about the price tag on the XOOM. This just got real. The XOOM’s original list price of $ 799 was, to put it delicately, just slightly on the whacked-out crazy delusional insane side. But with a discount of more than half off for […]
Wednesday, November 23, 2011 // Woot
Precious Memories Oscar, I said to get your grandfather a BIRTHDAY card, not… what is this Centon 32GB SDHC card, anyway? Oscar, honestly. When I gave you that money, I said it was for your grandfather’s 80th birthday, not for spending on some tiny little plastic wafer. Oh, okay, I’m sorry, I meant “Centon 32GB […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Copywriting’s A Dangerous Gig Xoom, Xoom, Xoo… wait, what do you mean by “That’s someone else’s jingle,” huh? Can you own music, man? Can you own the sky? What lawyer’s gonna come down from some crazy magic dreamland and tell me I can’t sing, man? I got a song in my head and I want […]
Thursday, September 29, 2011 // Woot
Copywriting’s A Dangerous Gig Xoom, Xoom, Xoo… wait, what do you mean by “That’s someone else’s jingle,” huh? Can you own music, man? Can you own the sky? What lawyer’s gonna come down from some crazy magic dreamland and tell me I can’t sing, man? I got a song in my head and I want […]
Sunday, September 4, 2011 // Woot
The Man of Many FaceTimes FaceTime chat on your iPod? Listen, folks, when you’ve got a face like mine, FaceTime is all the time! Like if I’m going out to grab the mail, I’m FaceTiming everyone and every face I see. People, dogs, I even FaceTime the face of my mailbox. My favorite FaceTime is […]
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 // Woot
Butchie’s Visions This iPod touch gone an’ showed me the light, an’ I ain’t talkin’ bout the flashlight app. Now I musta been scrollin’ through the desert of unused apps on my iPod Touch for nearly two days. Y’see, with its 32 gigabytes o’space (rather’n the typical 8), a person could up an’ fill screen […]
Wednesday, August 3, 2011 // Woot
Buried Treasure There’s gold in them there USB Flash Drives. Legend has it that Thornton B. Centon, reclusive billionaire and founder of Centon Electronics, buried his treasure in one of these here 32GB USB flash drives. Legend has it that upon his deathbed, as his twelve spoiled-rotten children begged him to reveal the secret of […]
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 // Woot
This Computer Is Better Than OK The New World Order can have my Xoom tablet when they pry it from my scared, sweaty hands. (I’m not really a last-stand kind of guy.) Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to browse the web To let the world know JFK’s not really dead What’s that? […]
