Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
I’m having a little difficulty making a purchasing decision this morning. I’ve decided that I’m either going to get this Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop, or a puppy. I can’t have both, so I’ve made a handy little comparison chart to help me decide. Here’s how it’s playing out so far: Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop […]
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
I have tried and tried and tried, and I still cannot get this Asus Transformer Pad to transform anything into anything else… I put a pen on it and loudly yelled, “Torpedo!” but nothing happened. Then I put a piece of bread on it and yelled, “Pizza!” but again nothing happened. After that, I put […]
Monday, January 14, 2013 // Woot
Use this: when you need the functionality of a laptop but the tabletiness of a tablet. Don’t use this: unless you are experienced in explaining things to confused people at Starbucks. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: attracting bears with your own hacked version of Fruit Ninja with only […]
Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
From the battlefield the adjutants he had sent and his marshals’ orderlies constantly came galloping to Napoleon with reports on the course of events; but all these reports false: both because in the heat of battle it is impossible to tell what is going on at a given moment, and because many of the adjutants […]
Friday, January 4, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for a wide variety of many computations! Such as advanced and/or beginning computations! Don’t use this: in any capacity that requires you to put sunglasses on it and make it drink tea through its Tray-in SuperMulti DVD?RW drive. Some skeptics wonder: if it’s really a computer at all and not just some super-advanced […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
Sure, this all-in-one Asus computer features 4GB of RAM, a 1TB hard drive, and Intel Core i3-2100 processor, but that are just the beginning of the torrent of numbers it has to offer. Just check out the “specs” tab. It’s a number-fetishist’s dream. Asus could have settled for a huge 23.6″ screen, but their engineering […]
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 // Woot
We’re not sure what happened to YouTube, but recently it seems like it’s almost entirely dedicated to “hilarious” people under the age of 25 reviewing “ironic” old games and technology. Because it takes so much creative energy to play an old video game on an archaic console and point out its flaws; it takes almost […]
Monday, December 10, 2012 // Woot
If you don’t spend much time in our forums or perusing some of the other Woot sites (how many do we even have these days?) you might not know that sometimes, occasionally, every once in a great while, we get our tablets mixed up. We know, it’s hard to believe, but it has been known to […]
Thursday, November 29, 2012 // Woot
If you don’t spend much time in our forums or perusing some of the other Woot sites (how many do we even have these days?) you might not know that sometimes, occasionally, every once in a great while, we get our tablets mixed up. We know, it’s hard to believe, but it has been known to […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
If you have someone special in your life whom you love about 90% of the way, this Asus laptop is the perfect gift to show how much you almost think the world of them. The laptop’s dual-core processor says “I love you” while still suggesting that there is still a little something missing. Maybe, someday, […]
