Saturday, September 10, 2011 // Woot
The Hour Of The Wolf It’s late at night, or maybe early morning. You’re alone, but don’t have to be. You could be with your Internet friends. Everyone’s had that night at some point. Can’t sleep, don’t want to get up, the TV’s too far away and anyway there’s only commercials on now besides. The […]
Monday, August 8, 2011 // Woot
Click Here for Updated Price Lackey Neighbors The Samsung Core i7 will loyally carry out your every command – even the diabolical ones. “Aw, jeez. Matching jumpsuits? Seriously? And check out these new helmets marked with – of course – that stupid serpent symbol he loves so much. Now he’s telling us what […]
Friday, July 29, 2011 // Deals
It’s a refurbished model, and there’s a rebate involved, but it’s still one of the least-expensive Blu-ray players I’ve ever seen. The Cheapskate
Saturday, July 23, 2011 // Woot
Ring, Ring, Ring Goes The Bell Enough with the summer fun, already. Time to get these kids off my lawn and back behind a desk where they belong. Three months of vacation? Some folks have to work five years before they even got two weeks of time off, you little weasels, and when they take […]
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 // Woot
That One College Buddy Wow, man. Gettin’ marrHICied at last, huh? Let me give you some BURRRP advice. Man, you… I mean, this is your first hic first marriage, right? But I’ve like had… six. If you count that time in Vegas. And some people… some people might say it was my fault, because.. listen, […]
Friday, July 8, 2011 // Woot
Smile To the beach, boys and girls! But some of us just weren’t made for these summertimes. Boys, come on! Come on! It’s summer! You should be out, I don’t know, surfing or tanning or maybe racing cars or something. Well, okay, Carl, I guess you ARE racing cars, but I didn’t mean some game […]
Sunday, June 26, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Saturday, June 11, 2011 // Woot
Lonely Tonight? You’re just a few clicks away from hot young desktop computers yearning for someone to press their power buttons. Tired of being alone on a Saturday night? Frustrated with the consumer electronics club scene? Want access to a big black box that truly understands your needs? “Hi there. I’m a HP Pavilion Elite […]
Saturday, May 28, 2011 // Woot
Ain’t Too Proud To Beg Well, Snuffles, it’s been fun, but I’m afraid your run as “Best Friend” is at an end. Now come on. Don’t give me the sad eyes, you hound. Refurbished or not, this HP Pavilion Dual-Core Entertainment Notebook with 17.3″ BrightView LED Display & Blu-ray pretty much outclasses you in nearly […]
