Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Huh. I never knew. I guess it makes sense, when you think about it. Honey, did you know that Blu-ray gets its name from the laser used to extract data being blue? “The simplest answer,” right? I didn’t even know you could have blue lasers! Pretty neat! Internet? No, I just took apart our refurbished […]
Sunday, February 19, 2012 // Woot
All right, roll for initiative! Kyle, put down your laptop and focus on the tabletop RPG at hand. Okay, you guys encounter a Gelatinous Cube. “Seriously?” “That’s like, one of the stereotypically-lamest D&D monsters ever.” Yeah? Well you can say that to its face now that it’s in front of you and menacing the party. […]
Monday, November 14, 2011 // Woot
Taxonomy Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition Well, I was a little worried about getting my son a Samsung 15.3” Quad-Core i7 Laptop, but it all seems to have worked out just fine. I admit it, as a concerned parent, I knew all the horrible things you can find out there on the Internet. And I […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Smile To the beach, boys and girls! But some of us just weren’t made for these summertimes. Boys, come on! Come on! It’s summer! You should be out, I don’t know, surfing or tanning or maybe racing cars or something. Well, okay, Carl, I guess you ARE racing cars, but I didn’t mean some game […]
Tuesday, October 4, 2011 // Woot
Click Here for Updated Price Mirror, Mirror Don’t reflect on your old computer, Grandpa. This new Samsung I got you is great! Happy birthday, Grandpa! Mom will be here soon, she just needs to run to the store to get a birthday cake for your surprise party. No, not a surprise for you, Grandpa. It’s […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
So I’m thinking of getting on board for this freedom fighting thing. The PC is black, but your hat can be white or gray. Or tin foil. These are crazy times, man. The haves are using their influence to keep the have-nots down. The government is just a pawn of the ultra-rich and we’re losing […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Can You Hear Me Now? Mom? Mom, it’s me, Stacy! Are you there?! Look, I just wanted to make sure you bought the right computer for Evan’s birthday! What? Mom, I can barely hear you! Look, I’m at this carnival and Evan just stepped away for a funnel cake, but I needed to touch base […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
The Ball’s In Your Court The longer it takes for this laptop to sell out, the longer that toy monkey stays up there. Just look at him up there, staring away at that secret dark place in your heart that you try so hard to hide from the rest of the world. It’s as if […]
Monday, September 12, 2011 // Woot
Crisis On Digital Earths Like the atom, blue laser can be a force for great good, great evil, or great entertainment. The Blue Ray of Earth-B: We’re… we’re here! We’ve crossed the dimensional barrier and arrived on this strange yet familiar alternate world! Look around, Sparky – behold Earth-A! So like our own Earth-B, yet […]
