Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
“Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second. Did you say this is a ‘digital’ camera?” “That’s right. It’s got a wide-angle lens and 26x optical zoom.” “I see. And it records visual representations digitally?” “Yes, it takes digital photographs.” “Ohhhh, OK. So you can use it to take pictures of the photographs you already took […]
Thursday, September 6, 2012 // Woot
You see, this is my first time seeing it, which makes it the most important viewing. My reaction to the movie now, is my TRUE reaction. I may watch the movie many, many times in the future. When I buy it on DVD. From a store. In a legal manner. But those times won’t be […]
Tuesday, September 4, 2012 // Woot
Happy birthday, buddy! Three years old, I can’t believe it! Don’t you want to open your present? Of course you do. Yes, it is shiny, you’re right. It’s a Samsung DualView Camera of your own. Here’s the thing: Your father and I have been taking pictures of you pretty much nonstop since the day you […]
Saturday, August 25, 2012 // Woot
Does a Camo action cam bother anyone else? I mean, I know it’s fun to have your own, so you can get it on camera when you bag that buck. But it also kinda makes you wonder: how many of these things are just out there in nature, watching everything we do? I mean, it’s […]
Thursday, August 16, 2012 // Woot
*PANT PANT PANT PANT* Guhh. I finally made it. Ungnnnngnh, I’ve got a sideache like you wouldn’t believe. *PANTPANTPANT* OHHHHH Lord that was quite the swim. But here I am in London with my appropriately-named Olympus 14MP Digital Camera, ready to catch every event! And look, it’s not nearly as crowded here as I thought […]
Thursday, August 2, 2012 // Woot
By the time he was a teenager he had already left a trail of broken hearts. He was not interested in women, and rebuffed all their attempts. One day Narcissus was at a party in Thespia and saw his own image in a Samsung 16.1 MP DualView Camera. The camera’s 1.5″ front-facing display meant Narcissus could […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
I’m not really a social guy. In fact, the only people I’m brave enough to talk to are the people who can’t hear me because they’re too far away. And I like it like that, because then I get to imagine their half of the conversation and speak it aloud in what I suspect their […]
Monday, July 23, 2012 // Woot
Okay, so the show would be called This Bike’s Life and it’d follow the comical struggles of a bike just trying to get by in the big city. Think of it as a cross between FRIENDS, Louie, and the Tour de France. Sounds good so far, right? Well, wait! It gets better! The production cost […]
Saturday, July 21, 2012 // Woot
“I’m sorry?” “Oh nothing. It’s just that I’m about to turn on my Zmodo 4-Camera Surveillance setup, at which point the universe will collapse on itself.” “I don’t think that’s what’s supposed to happen.” “Not usually, no. They’re supposed to be used with this DVR to easily record surveillance footage.” “Right.” “But I’ve got them […]
