Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
The veggies, they don’t know why they even travel out onto the cutting board anymore. Despite outnumbering their enemy, they understand the fight is futile. Still, they step out onto the bamboo and meet their maker. Maybe they’re halved, or quartered, or sliced, or diced, or minced, or peeled. It doesn’t matter. In the end […]
Saturday, February 2, 2013 // Woot
Yeah, it’s cool. Not like we’re still in high school, right? But boy, those were the days. I remember hanging out by the lockers, wearing a pink polo, poppin’ the ol’ collar and talking about Maroon 5. Here, hold this colorful silicone bowl for a second. No, not like that, that’s how a poseur would […]
Monday, January 14, 2013 // Woot
“How did you have your checkbook?” Phil passed Danielle the first of the four 3″ x 9″ Rectangular Containers for the kitchen drawers. “They always say to bring a checkbook. And my dad put a little extra in my account since he knew we were hunting.” Danielle put the 6″ x 12″ Rectangular container in […]
Sunday, January 6, 2013 // Woot
I just wanted to cut some red pepper. It seemed simple enough. All I needed to do is get my Core Bamboo cutting board out, grab a knife, and go to work. So, that’s what I did. I started slicing, all the while staring at the board’s surface, crafted from 100% organically grown bamboo. Then […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to play Crysis 3 at maximum settings. Or to play 100 games of Grim Fandango at once. Don’t use this: expecting the liquid cooling to keep your palms from sweating. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: catching opossums in the easy-access chassis. This product grants its owner: […]
Thursday, January 3, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for low-impact sculpting of the whole body. Sorry, that’s ambiguous — low-impact sculpting of YOUR whole body. Don’t use this: to literally sculpt your body. A chisel and some absorbent towels are what you need for that. The experts say: that this probably works because it involves 30 minutes of exercise, which is […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
You would think a nice little laptop like this Lenovo ThinkPad 15.6″ Core i5 Laptop would sell itself: 4GB DDR3 memory, 320GB Hard Drive, and a 15.6″ LED-backlit HD widescreen display are what the kids like these days, right? It’s a little black pad that thinks. It’s a ThinkPad! But it took a lot of […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
We thought we were safe. We thought the Mayans were wrong. But today, on the final day of 2012, we found out the hard way that we’d celebrated a little too early. Due to a Leap Year-related miscalculation, turns out the Mayans actually predicted that the world would end, well, today. But I’m ok. I […]
Thursday, December 20, 2012 // Woot
Brant turned the key in the lock and opened up the front door approximately three inches before hitting something that was blocking the entry. “Lesley! What’s going on?” he yelled into the apartment. “I can’t get in. Something’s blocking the door.” “Oh! Sorry, hon!” she said as she ran to the door to assist. “I’m […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
You would think a nice little laptop like this Lenovo ThinkPad 15.6″ Core i5 Laptop would sell itself: 4GB DDR3 memory, 320GB Hard Drive, and a 15.6″ LED-backlit HD widescreen display are what the kids like these days, right? It’s a little black pad that thinks. It’s a ThinkPad! But it took a lot of […]
