Monday, April 29, 2013 // Woot
You think you’re so great with your 8GB DDR3 memory and your 2TB hard drive. You think you’re so much better than me, just because I’m a lowly cup full of pencils and you’re a fancy HP desktop PC. Well, listen: nobody else on this desk wants you here, OK? This desk used to be […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
You look at this and you see a computer, but it’s more than that. It is a wall blemish blocker. You know that low-to-the-ground smudge on the wall? Simply place this HP in front of it, and boom! It’s gone. It’s also a CD hider! Let’s say you have a CD-Rom you’re really embarrassed about. […]
Friday, April 19, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for serious computing tasks, like opening this in 500 browser tabs. Don’t use this: to make sense of the complex emotional dynamics at play in this scene. No amount of computing power can help you there, friend. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: judge your Google search syntax. (e.g. “Dog raisin poisonous?”) If […]
Thursday, April 18, 2013 // Woot
Be honest with us: Do you pay attention to anything we say about computers we sell, or do you just immediately Google the model and look for reviews? You won’t hurt our feelings either way, and we’ll keep writing these dumb product descriptions, but we’re just sort of curious. For instance, we claim that you […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: AMD Liano A4-3420 (2.8GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core Memory: 6GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) Max Memory: 8GB Memory Slots: 2 Graphics: Radeon HD 6410D Hard Drive: 1TB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Audio Chipset: Integrated ALC 656 Sound: HD 5.1 Surround Sound Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: None Front Panel: 6-in-1 Card Reader: (SD, SDHC, […]
Friday, March 22, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to maintain your children’s illusion that you have a job. Don’t use this: to scan your NCAA bracket and email it to “brackets@sports.yahoo.com”. Some skeptics wonder: whether the software that automatically sorts your documents isn’t silently judging you. A real Amazon review of this product states that: FOR GOD SAKES JUST KEEP THE […]
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: AMD Trinity A10-5700 (3.4GHz) Processor Core: Quad-Core Memory: 8GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) Max Memory: 32GB Memory Slots: 4 Graphics: Radeon HD 7660D Hard Drive: 2TB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Audio Chipset: Integrated IDT 92HD73E Sound: HD 7.1 Surround Sound Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Bluetooth: 4.0 Front Panel: 15-in-1 Card Reader: (SM, […]
Tuesday, March 19, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: AMD Trinity A8-5500 (3.2GHz) Processor Core: Quad-Core Memory: 10GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) Max Memory: 32GB Memory Slots: 4 Graphics: Radeon HD 7560D Hard Drive: 1TB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Audio Chipset: Integrated 92HD73E Sound: HD 8-Channel with Jack Sensing Network: 10/100/1000Mbps Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Bluetooth: 4.0 Front Panel: 15-in-1 Card Reader: […]
Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “One terabyte is a lot of space; it can DEFINITELY fit all the screenplays you’ve ever written.” Well, that’s a fair assumption, but I don’t think you know my output. I generally write 16 screenplays each day, 24 on Saturdays and Sundays. Sure, when you write that many, they’re […]
Sunday, February 24, 2013 // Woot
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “One terabyte is a lot of space; it can DEFINITELY fit all the screenplays you’ve ever written.” Well, that’s a fair assumption, but I don’t think you know my output. I generally write 16 screenplays each day, 24 on Saturdays and Sundays. Sure, when you write that many, they’re […]
