» HP ENVY Quad-Core i7 Desktop w/ 12GB RAM

Friday, April 19, 2013

Use this: for serious computing tasks, like opening this in 500 browser tabs.

Don’t use this: to make sense of the complex emotional dynamics at play in this scene. No amount of computing power can help you there, friend.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: judge your Google search syntax. (e.g. “Dog raisin poisonous?”)

If you owned this, people would say: “I don’t think you’ll ever be able to ski past that yeti, no matter how fast your computer is.”

If this item went to Taco Bell, it would order: 3.4 billion nachos per second.

Specifications:
Processor:	Intel Core i7-3770 (3.4GHz)
Processor Core:	Quad-Core
Memory:	12GB DDR3 (PC3-10600)
Max Memory:	32GB
Memory Slots:	4
Graphics:	NVIDIA GeForce GT 630 (2GB dedicated)
Video Ports:	HDMI, DVI
Hard Drive:	2TB SATA (7200rpm)
Optical Drive:	SuperMulti DVD?RW
Audio Codec:	Integrated IDT 92HD73E
Beats Audio Support:	Yes
Network:	10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless:	802.11b/g/n
Bluetooth:	4.0

Front Panel:
15-in-1 Card Reader: (SM, MS, SD, miniSD, MSD, MS Pro, MSPD, xD, MMC, RS-MMC, MMCmobile, MMC+, CF-I, CF-II, MD) (2) USB 3.0 (1) Headphone (1) Microphone

Rear Panel:
(1) DVI-D (1) DVI-I (2) USB 3.0 (4) USB 2.0 (1) RJ-45 LAN (1) Digital Audio Out (S/PDIF) (1) Audio: Line-in (1) Audio: Line-out (1) Audio: Center/Subwoofer (1) Audio: Rear Speaker out (1) Audio: Side Speaker out (1) Microphone

Expansion Slots & Bays:
(3) PCI Express x1 slots (available) (1) PCI Express x16 slot (occupied) (1) Minicard (occupied) (2) 5.25″ Drive Bay (1 occupied) (2) 3.5″ Drive Bay (1 occupied)

Operating System:
Genuine Windows 8 (64-bit)

Power Supply:
460W Max

Dimensions:
16.22″(L) x 6.89″(W) x 16.34″(H)

Weight:
26.5 lbs

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