Tuesday, March 12, 2013 // Woot
When you’re taking photos with your phone, sure, whatever. They’re only going to Facebook or getting wrecked in an Instagram filter. Even though your grandparents used to value that kind of photo, you know. And you’re just throwing it out ironically and laughing. Deee-sgusting. But for the photos you want to keep? Well, that’s different. […]
Tuesday, March 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because your webcam-vlog could use the excitement of some shaky cam! Don’t use this: to convince people that you have robot eyes. People know what camcorders are. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: making a movie about how you’re surviving in the wilderness. If you’re the main […]
Saturday, February 23, 2013 // Woot
“Hello! Welcome. Wow, it’s been awhile since anyone came in. My name’s Megan, I’ll be taking your portrait today. Would you be interested in our Passionate Portrait Package? We do a Beauty Headshot, an action pose, and a boudoir shot for just $ 129.99.” “Wait wait wait! That’s not our only package! Please? I can […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
“Say cheese! Cheese! Aw, man, I’m no good at taking portrait photos of people. They never look at the camera!” What’s wrong, Carl? Trouble at the job? “I’ll say. It’s this freakin’ camera. I just want to freakin’ grab it and THROW IT AT THE FREAKIN’ WALL AND-“ Whoa! Ha ha! Carl, lay off the […]
Thursday, February 7, 2013 // Woot
Cyberfurniture. Cybershampoo. Cyberbeef. I live my life according to one simple credo: if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing cyber. Is it always easy? No. Is it always worth it? Yes. I suffered for a long time before I found a heart surgeon who was willing to perform a cyberbypass, but I’d do it […]
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
Dimensions: 14″(W) x 1.75″(H) x 9.5″(D) Weight: 4.85 lbs In the box: QFX VP1008BLK Digital Multi-Media Player with Karaoke Remote Control AV Cable (2) Controllers Microphone Video Games CD-ROM Woot
Thursday, January 17, 2013 // Woot
“Hello! Welcome. Wow, it’s been awhile since anyone came in. My name’s Megan, I’ll be taking your portrait today. Would you be interested in our Passionate Portrait Package? We do a Beauty Headshot, an action pose, and a boudoir shot for just $ 129.99.” “Wait wait wait! That’s not our only package! Please? I can […]
Thursday, December 27, 2012 // Woot
Dimensions: 3″(L) x 1.02″(W) x 0.4″(H) Weight: 1.12 oz In the box: iPad in photo not included. (1) aPen A4 Digital Recording Wireless Pen includes: USB Cable 30-Pin USB Cable Base Unit (2) Pen Batteries (2) Refill Extractor (3) Ink Refill Carry Pouch Owner’s Manual Quick Start Guide (2) Software CD Woot
Monday, November 19, 2012 // Woot
Magnification: 35x Dimensions: 2.9″ x 1.9″ Weight: 3.6 oz In the box: Carson MM-480 zOrb Digital Microscope (Choose Color) Woot
Monday, November 19, 2012 // Woot
Hey Heather, got a minute? I wanted to show you pictures from my recent vacation. Oh, I know you’re in a rush, but c’mon! It’ll just take a minute. I got em right here on my computer. Here’s the highway going into Topeka. Here’s the capitol building. Here’s the hotel I stayed at. Here’s a […]
