Friday, November 16, 2012 // Woot
I don’t understand how you misinterpreted my request this badly. I said I wanted “Pachelbel’s Canon” at the wedding, obviously meaning that I wanted to hire Gil Pachelbel, the top wedding photographer in Racine, to bring his Canon EOS Rebel T3 Digital SLR and photograph our wedding. Who’s even heard of this dumb song? I […]
Monday, November 5, 2012 // Woot
Many religions and cultures contain the concept of an Axis Mundi, or cosmic centerpiece that connects the earthly world to that of the heavens. In our modern culture, it is clear that the personal computer occupies this role. And this HD Digital Tuner feeds but one more root into this modern Tree Of Life by […]
Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Not that she asked for it, or even remotely wanted it, but after Danielle had broken her ankle, Phil declared that he’d be taking care of her until she got back on her feet again. Truth be told, Danielle was pretty certain he hadn’t paid his rent for awhile and just needed a place to […]
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 // Woot
“Hnh? Wh…what time is it?” “It’s 2:15. Were you sleeping?” “Yes. Yes I was. I think I still kind of am. What’s wrong?” “I’m thinking about this Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18MP Digital SLR.” “What the f— is that?” “It’s a camera for sale on this crummy deal-a-day site that used to be sort of […]
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 // Woot
The American South thinks it has a monopoly on rebellion. What, you secede from the union one time and suddenly you’re the only ones who can call themselves rebels? Well guess what, us Northerners are CHOCK FULL of seditious tendencies. Don’t believe us? Check out these photos of Northerners rising up that I took with […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
The American South thinks it has a monopoly on rebellion. What, you secede from the union one time and suddenly you’re the only ones who can call themselves rebels? Well guess what, us Northerners are CHOCK FULL of seditious tendencies. Don’t believe us? Check out these photos of Northerners rising up that I took with […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
Thank you for living with us here in this HomeCorp Inc. Residential Property! We’re sorry to see you go! Please take a moment to fill out the following survey and tell us how amazing your experience living in one of our fabulous luxury apartments was! How long have you lived here? 3 years. Which of […]
Monday, October 15, 2012 // Woot
My life is wonderful. I am sated as a human being. If I had one desire it would be for a Kodak 16MP Digital Camera with 5x Optical Zoom to document all the wonderful things that happen in my life. I eat wonderful meals, I hang out with my attractive friends, I go to my […]
Friday, October 12, 2012 // Woot
“Hnh? Wh…what time is it?” “It’s 2:15. Were you sleeping?” “Yes. Yes I was. I think I still kind of am. What’s wrong?” “I’m thinking about this Canon EOS Rebel T3i 18MP Digital SLR.” “What the f— is that?” “It’s a camera for sale on this crummy deal-a-day site that used to be sort of […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
I can’t tell you many times I’ve looked at my lunch and sighed, disgusted that I can’t take a picture of it and post it to Facebook for everyone to enjoy. And my cat! My stupid ugly cat! Did you know there’s a site called Reddit devoted entirely to stupid pictures of cats? It’s true! […]
