Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Can You Hear Me Now? Mom? Mom, it’s me, Stacy! Are you there?! Look, I just wanted to make sure you bought the right computer for Evan’s birthday! What? Mom, I can barely hear you! Look, I’m at this carnival and Evan just stepped away for a funnel cake, but I needed to touch base […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Dear Jacob, This is a letter from your Daddy. That’s me! You can’t read this yet, since you’re still just my beautiful baby boy, but I wanted to write to you and tell you how excited I am for the life ahead of you! It’s going to be a wonderful journey for you, my wonderful […]
Sunday, September 4, 2011 // Woot
The Man of Many FaceTimes FaceTime chat on your iPod? Listen, folks, when you’ve got a face like mine, FaceTime is all the time! Like if I’m going out to grab the mail, I’m FaceTiming everyone and every face I see. People, dogs, I even FaceTime the face of my mailbox. My favorite FaceTime is […]
Sunday, August 28, 2011 // Woot
Surprise Attack From The Highest Point What’s the best part about going to the library? Reading up on all of history’s greatest ambushes. Like, let’s say you were interested in Ancient Rome. Well, you could study Hannibal, and the Battle of the Trebia River. Hannibal’s forces moved in on a larger Roman force and, through […]
Thursday, August 25, 2011 // Woot
Not everyone wants “gourmet,” okay? You can keep your fancy, cutting edge laptop – and its price tag – for yourself. Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm and all, but I needed a laptop. Not a Macbook, not an Alienware – whatever the hell that even means – and certainly not some high-end, glossy business designed […]
Thursday, August 18, 2011 // Woot
Dear Jacob, This is a letter from your Daddy. That’s me! You can’t read this yet, since you’re still just my beautiful baby boy, but I wanted to write to you and tell you how excited I am for the life ahead of you! It’s going to be a wonderful journey for you, my […]
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 // Woot
Butchie’s Visions This iPod touch gone an’ showed me the light, an’ I ain’t talkin’ bout the flashlight app. Now I musta been scrollin’ through the desert of unused apps on my iPod Touch for nearly two days. Y’see, with its 32 gigabytes o’space (rather’n the typical 8), a person could up an’ fill screen […]
Monday, August 8, 2011 // Woot
Click Here for Updated Price Lackey Neighbors The Samsung Core i7 will loyally carry out your every command – even the diabolical ones. “Aw, jeez. Matching jumpsuits? Seriously? And check out these new helmets marked with – of course – that stupid serpent symbol he loves so much. Now he’s telling us what […]
Tuesday, August 2, 2011 // Woot
Playing The Long Game For some people, “don’t touch my screen” isn’t an option. They get a Dell Inspiron One All-in-One PC. I keep a nice, tidy cubicle. A plastic plant I don’t have to water, a candy dish full of the cheap peppermints everybody hates, and a pen cup full of non-functional pens that […]
Sunday, June 19, 2011 // Woot
Hey, if it works for the video game guys, we’ll give it a try. The wave of the future is microtransactions! So there we were, sitting around trying to figure out how to spice up this refurbished Current Generation 32GB iPod Touch deal. “What can we do to make this more exciting than just another […]
