Saturday, April 27, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to view really wide websites, like wide.woot.com. Don’t use this: as an ultra light-weight, portable camping stove. Because it is not that. If you owned this, people would say: “Looks like SOMEBODY’s trying to compensate for something. Possibly multi-tasking capabilities.” The genie living inside this item is named: H.P., The Perfectly Adequate Home […]
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
“I know,” I’d tell them, and then I’d shrug them off. It didn’t seem like such a big deal, and I didn’t feel the need to talk shop about my new HP 17.3″ Dual-Core Laptop. I get it. Having Windows 8, 8GB DDR3 Memory, and a 1TB SATA hard drive on a laptop is great, […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to answer people when they ask, “Hey, you know that brand Asus? What kinds of stuff do they make?” Don’t use this: as a shirt. it’s a LAPtop, not “a top.” If you owned this, people would say: “That guy certainly isn’t a Mac snob!” Left to its own devices, this: would probably […]
Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Oh, sure, there are lots of holier-than-thou commentators out there saying that what the HP 17″ Dual-Core Notebook was accused of doing is “unforgivable”. I’d like to remind those goody-goodies of a fundamental truth of our legal system: pleading no contest to a lesser charge is NOT the same thing as admitting guilt to the […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: AMD Liano A4-3420 (2.8GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core Memory: 6GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) Max Memory: 8GB Memory Slots: 2 Graphics: Radeon HD 6410D Hard Drive: 1TB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Audio Chipset: Integrated ALC 656 Sound: HD 5.1 Surround Sound Network: 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Wireless: None Front Panel: 6-in-1 Card Reader: (SD, SDHC, […]
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 // Woot
Contrary to popular opinion, the world went for a very long time before the digital age. But how many lives were lost? How many mistakes were made? What tragedies could have been avoided if every human had been the owner of a 15.6″ Lenovo Laptop? Nikita Khrushchev, for example. Most famous for banging his shoe […]
Monday, March 25, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to make your ex-computer feel jealous. Don’t use this: to get over your ex-computer. These things take time, and rebound computer/user relationships never work out in the long run. Have fun, but don’t get too attached. The experts say: it takes half as long as your previous computer ownership period to get over […]
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 // Woot
We’re copywriters. We hate admitting when we’re speechless. But that little animation says more about the Asus i5 than words alone ever could. 15.6″ 1366×768 LED display. Intel Core i5-2450M dual-core processor. 750GB hard drive. USB 3.0. For that price, we should all “Dual-Core with it.” Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-2450M (2.5GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core […]
Friday, March 15, 2013 // Woot
Some people use readymade pie crusts. Some people make their own. And some people – well, OK, right now it’s just me, but I bet I win some converts out there today – use an HP 17.3″ Dual-Core Laptop! For my money, no other crust gives you the firmness, the strength, the 8GB DDR3 memory […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Man, the thing about HP laptops is that you can’t eat just one. Sure, you might think it’s possible, but as soon as you open the bag and bite into its Intel? 3rd generation Core? i5-3210M dual-core processor, you’ll immediately want another. It must be something about the saltiness of the 750GB SATA hard drive, […]
