Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because your thumbs have been feeling down from working so many long, thankless hours on the spacebar. Don’t use this: in your math class as an example of radial symmetry. Just because the small genus of freshwater animals from which it gets its name possesses radial symmetry doesn’t mean this controller does too. […]
Saturday, March 9, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to extract pleasure from your sound card, as a vampire bat extracts succulent blood from a haunch. Don’t use this: to talk to your mom on Skype, unless you are playing some kind of game with her. Some kind of MIND GAME. If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “I’m wearing […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
The steel mill closed, and the town of Hard Luck, Ohio all but closed with it. The folks had never known a life without the mill, and with the employer of 90% of the population gone things didn’t take long to deteriorate. Most notably, though, the spirit of the town degraded. People can’t go on […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
Use these: when you wanna type like a gamer, and game like typist! Don’t use these: if the sounds of typing make you think someone is knocking on your door. In 99.9% of uses, these don’t: grow extra keys featuring strange hieroglyphics. The genie living inside this item is named: Abcdef. But he goes by […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to play Crysis 3 at maximum settings. Or to play 100 games of Grim Fandango at once. Don’t use this: expecting the liquid cooling to keep your palms from sweating. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: catching opossums in the easy-access chassis. This product grants its owner: […]
Tuesday, December 11, 2012 // Woot
Mr. Mayor, I know you’re still riding high after the recent election where you secured both the liberal and the conservative vote – quite an impressive feat, by the way – but that doesn’t mean you’re in the clear. If you want to hold office for at least a few more terms, you’re going to […]
Monday, December 10, 2012 // Woot
Lightweight, Fingertip-Grip 5 Button Mouse 5600 DPI Laser Sensor Ultrapolling (1000Hz Polling / 1ms Response) APM-Lighting System Button Force Adjustment Always-On Mode Ultra-large Non-slip Buttons 16-bit Ultra-wide Data Path 200 Inches per Second and 50g of Acceleration Zero-acoustic Ultraslick mouse feet Gold-plated USB Connector Braided 7 Foot USB Cable Dimensions: 3.94″(L) x 2.60″(W) x 1.45″(H) […]
Saturday, December 8, 2012 // Woot
You know how the military’s drone planes are controlled by folks sitting behind monitors thousands of miles away? Well, guess what: If you’ve ever played a first-person shooter, you have unwittingly participated in the army’s “drone soldier” program, controlling a robotic soldier on the ground in Iraq or Afghanistan! Cool, right?? Promote the socio-military interests […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
We’ve caught some heat from our community in the past for selling these Motorola PC Gaming Headsets because they are sort of, in a way, one could say, for lack of a better phrase, in some sense, not good. Now, we usually try to sell things that are good. And maybe our community could cut […]
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 // Woot
Ergonomic form factor and tournament-grade layout 16 fully programmable Hyperesponse keys Programmable 8-way directional thumb pad and scroll wheel Instantaneous switching between 8 key maps Unlimited macro lengths Stores up to 20 different game profiles Adjustable soft-touch wrist pad for exceptional comfort Backlit keypad and scroll wheel for total control even in dark conditions Enhanced […]
