Corsair Analog Gaming Headset
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Use this: to extract pleasure from your sound card, as a vampire bat extracts succulent blood from a haunch.
Don’t use this: to talk to your mom on Skype, unless you are playing some kind of game with her. Some kind of MIND GAME.
If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “I’m wearing a smaller version of myself!!”
In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: trap you in a virtual-reality version of the game you’re playing. And you’re not playing for a high score anymore — you’re playing for YOUR LIFE.
The only way to make this better would be: to add a little more padding to the top so that, if gravity suddenly reverses itself, you’ll land safely on the ceiling.
| Headphones: | |
|---|---|
| Drivers: | 50mm |
| Frequency Range: | 20Hz – 20kHz |
| Impedance: | 32 ohms @ 1kHz |
| Dynamic Range: | 95 dB (A-weighted) |
| Connector: | 3.5mm |
| Cable Length: | Approx 10 feet |
| Microphone: | |
|---|---|
| Type: | Unidirectional Noise-Canceling Condenser |
| Frequency Range: | 100Hz – 10kHz |
| Impedance: | 2.2k ohms |
| Sensitivity: | -41 dB (?3 dB) |
| Connector: | 3.5mm |
In the box:
- Corsair CA-9011111-WW Vengeance 1300 Analog Gaming Headset
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