Monday, April 22, 2013 // Woot
Use these: when you want to hit the links! Don’t use these: when you want to hit the sausage links! There is no specialized footwear for pork. When this product doesn’t want to go to dinner with you, they use this excuse: “Sorry, but I’ve gotta watch what I eat to get back into golf […]
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to fill your sugar cube tray when you’re all out of sugar cubes. Can you use them in your coffee? No! But anything’s better than an empty sugar cube tray. Don’t use these: if just saying the word “balls” is too much for you to handle. C’mon! GROW UP! When it’s cold outside, […]
Tuesday, April 2, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because you believe that one little blemish shouldn’t hold it back from living out its dreams of being hit really hard, really far. Don’t use these: in an ice cream cone. Just because they’re a little lumpy doesn’t mean their melty. In 99.9% of uses, these don’t: hit the club back. At a […]
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 // Woot
Sorry, we can’t sell you a magically wise black caddy to carry your golf clubs. But we can sell you a magically useful black bag. Just don’t expect it to be your pal. The Banger by Oakley is the strong, silent type. Stable stand, six-way club divider, storage space for your shoes and umbrella, and […]
Monday, March 25, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because if you get lost on the golf course, you may never return. And then you’ll have to live there. On the golf course. Instead of going back to your life. And your job. And your responsibilities. Hey, wait a minute… Don’t use this: if you’re looking for that sexy British lady voice […]
Monday, March 18, 2013 // Woot
Use these: because they play like brand-new balls, they look like brand-new balls, and they don’t cost anything near what brand-new balls cost. Don’t use these: to play tennis. Not only are they awful tennis balls, you’ll be lucky if an eye is all you lose. If this were a character in a sitcom, its […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to hit the ball far, somewhat far, or not at all far (depending on circumstances). Don’t use these: if you’re left-handed or no-handed (an overlooked group). The one feature we wish this product had: easier unwrap-from-tree-trunk functionality. At a karaoke bar, this product sings: Club step (wub-wub-wub-club-club-club) The SNL episode hosted by this […]
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 // Woot
Sorry, we can’t sell you a magically wise black caddy to carry your golf clubs. But we can sell you a magically useful black bag. Just don’t expect it to be your pal. The Banger by Oakley is the strong, silent type. Stable stand, six-way club divider, storage space for your shoes and umbrella, and […]
Friday, February 22, 2013 // Woot
“Ah, the 17th green. One hole away from another successful round of golf. Hey, where’s Johnny?” Uh, that’s a good question. He had that fourth shot from the rough over there, but that one went onto the other tee box. “Do you think he’s lost?” He shouldn’t be. Remember, he has that CoursePro Elite Golf […]
Tuesday, February 5, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you think that little white balls should stay in their holes where they belong. Don’t use this: to play whack a mole. You’ll break the machine and then the arcade will make you pay for it. Again. If you traveled to the past, people would think this was a: laser cane. Although if […]
