Friday, January 11, 2013 // Woot
“Shoot! Another bogie. This course is kickin’ my butt.” FWOOSH! GREETINGS, HUMAN GOLF ENTHUSIAST! I AM CELESTRON, NAVIGATOR OF TIME AND SPACE. “Uh, hi.” I HAVE JOURNEYED HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS TO- WHAT? “What?” I JUST- YOU DON’T SEEM ALL THAT IMPRESSED. I KIND OF THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A BIGGER DEAL. “Sorry. […]
Sunday, January 6, 2013 // Woot
When you think golf comedy, you think of four different things. One is rich white guys in terribly loud pants, two is a variety of knit club covers, three is someone’s drunk grandfather driving a cart into a water hazard, and four is some young Chevy Chase style hero dodging a barrage of golf balls […]
Thursday, December 27, 2012 // Woot
See, with these “famous maker” things, we make a deal. We get a nice bag, and somebody else keeps their name on the down low. And that sort of deal has been going on for decades. Decades! Almost since the very first sporting company was created! Except the very first sporting company didn’t have a […]
Sunday, December 23, 2012 // Woot
See, with these “famous maker” things, we make a deal. We get a nice bag, and somebody else keeps their name on the down low. And that sort of deal has been going on for decades. Decades! Almost since the very first sporting company was created! Except the very first sporting company didn’t have a […]
Monday, December 17, 2012 // Woot
You have to make a firm decision when presenting a deal on a 12-Pack of Titleist Pro Golf Balls (V1 or V1x, your choice). Mainly, you have to admit that this is a deal that’s only going to appeal to a certain subset of the population: namely, people who golf. At least that’s what we […]
Friday, November 23, 2012 // Woot
If and when today’s daily deal sells out, we will probably replace it with another. When? What will it be? How many deals will we offer? The answer is: whatever lets us grab the most cash! We could say we’re doing it to bring more red-hot Black Friday deals to our beloved customers, but frankly […]
Thursday, October 11, 2012 // Woot
Let’s cut to the chase: We’re selling a lot of Callaway golf shoes on Sport.Woot today. We’ve got two whole sales full of 20-something different types of Callaway shoes, plus these snazzy Chev Blucher shoes. You might even say it’s an embarrassment of riches. If by riches you mean Callaway golf shoes. And by embarrass […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
“Ah, damn it!” “Man, that’s a wicked slice. In the weeds again?” “Yes. DAMN IT. That’s going to be another lost ball!” “Man, you’ve had a few of those today.” “Yeah, I know. This stupid Refinished Mint Titleist Pro V1 Golf Balls 24-pack doesn’t come with nearly enough golf balls. Why do they sell them […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, I hate this part, when we get near the hole. I mean, you’d think it’d be easier, but it’s not! All my clubs have too much power. If only I had one that was designed for just this. What? Use my Odyssey Golf White Ice #4 Putter? Ha! That’s a good one, Greg. […]
Friday, September 21, 2012 // Woot
They’re golf balls, okay? It’s a 12-Pack of Refinished Mint Titleist Pro Golf Balls. You can get V1 or V1x. And I needed new balls. Okay, okay, I walked into that one. But I really like these balls- Okay, I get it. Hilarious. Whatever. The point is these balls have a redesigned, thinner casing layer- […]
