Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
We all need an ego boost now and then — especially us megalomaniacs. It can be hard to find someone who will inundate you with a near-constant stream of positive affirmation. That’s why I turned to my TV. Or, more specifically, my 42″ Hisense TV with a picture of myself taped to the screen. I […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be just fine. The world’s all right. You’re going to be all right. Just turn on your refurbished VIZIO 42″ 1080p LCD HDTV and watch. Watch the pretty pictures. They’re in 1080p. So pretty. So soothing. You’re just fine. All is well. You don’t need to go out. You don’t […]
Monday, August 6, 2012 // Woot
He’s told you nothing about the year he comes from or the years between. In fact, the only thing you’ve been able to figure out for sure about your future since he showed up in a blast of white light, naked on your kitchen floor, is that at some point you become a real jerk. […]
Saturday, August 4, 2012 // Woot
What we’ve got here is a 21.6″ viewable LCD HDTV that features crisp 1366 x 768 resolution and a 2800:1 dynamic contrast ratio that’ll produce darker blacks, brighter whites and more vivid colors. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, people still managed to get confused. So that’s why we’re using this space to clear things up. […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
“Sam? Sam are those chicken thighs on the grill?” “Yes.” “Well are you watching them?” “SEEING AS I’M ANSWERING YOU FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE AND THE GRILL IS OUTSIDE, WHAT WOULD YOUR BEST EDUCATED GUESS BE?” “They’re going to burn.” “They’re not going to burn. I’ll go flip them as soon as there’s a commercial. […]
Saturday, July 28, 2012 // Woot
Everybody wants a nice big TV to watch a movie or invite friends over for the game. And everybody wants an ample, voluptuous bustle to emphasize their hindquarters. But here’s the thing: Go too big with either and it starts to seem like you’re just showing off. This Hisense 40″ LCD TV is just right. […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, July 22, 2012 // Woot
Here at Sansui, we’re tapped into Internet culture. And when we created our 19″ 720p LCD TV we knew people would be watching YouTube videos on it, because who watches actual TV anymore? Our engineers went the extra mile to ensure that the TV optimizes web videos, by making it the first cat-video-specific viewing device […]
Sunday, July 22, 2012 // Woot
The picture seems clear, almost supernaturally clear. Don’t worry! There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this! You’re just experiencing the Vizio’s full 1080p High Definition resolution, which gives you over 2 million pixels, not to mention the 100,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio which delivers deeper blacks and brighter whites through contrast and dimension! It seems to […]
